Elyse & My Beautiful Boyfriend Joshua: It was the day of Elyse’s departure and she was having one final Australian meltdown. Apparently on their last night together, Elyse was envisioning a hardcore cuddle-fest, but Josh wanted to invite friends over to party. She went along with his plan, but then proceeded to throw a passive […]
Elise & My Beautiful Boyfriend Joshua: This week, Joshua planned an adventurous day-date canyon jumping in the Blue Mountains. Elise tried her best to be a good sport, but after a treacherous 3 hours of freezing cold cliff hopping, she had had enough. She clung desperately to the side of a waterfall, crying her lash […]
Elise & My Beautiful Boyfriend Joshua: After the embarrassing bar outbursts last week, Elise was unsure where her relationship with Joshua stood. She was hoping he’d forgive her for being a psychopath so they could have a fun little day at the zoo (which may still have sharks that he could feed her to). The […]
Elise & My Beautiful Boyfriend Joshua: After all of the fighting from last week, Elise and Josh seemed to be on the outs. He took her to the beach to feed her to the sharks (A girl can dream…) I mean, to discuss their argument and ask that she give him a fair chance to […]
Elise & My Boyfriend Joshua: Well, it didn’t take long for Elise to spiral out of control and show her crazy on the opposite side of the world. Between being forced to live in an AirBNB with a towel on the floor and Josh leaving to go to work for an hour, her eye was […]
Elise & Joshua: Josh was tending to a needy Elise, who coughed and hacked all the way through her first night in Australia. After demanding a myriad of congestion relief products, Elise decided Josh was a “nurturer”, which earned him a one way ticket into her bikini bottoms. She seemed to rally from her nasal […]
Lisa & Daniel: After last week’s devastated revelation that Lisa was in fact still a married woman, Daniel had been ignoring her completely. He decided to give her a second chance, however, since she had already paid for a romantic getaway (and he probably needed another pair of shorts or something). The two awkwardly reconvened […]
Back at Natalie’s apartment, Gino was laying in her bed admiring his own feet (he was the only one). Though he had initially been banished to the couch, he managed to sneak into Natalie’s bed in the middle of the night, and the two “cuddled”, without going much further. Natalie felt he still had a […]
Daniel & Babygirl Lisa #2: After last week’s positive blessing from the “Coming to America” King (Sponsored by Wayfair furniture and ToysRUs stuffed lions), it was hard to believe things could turn out this $hitty…. The scene opened in the lovers’ hotel room, with Daniel casually snacking as Lisa recounted her harrowing night. Apparently whatever […]
Lisa & Daniel: After last week’s big “heart to heart” with Daniel’s other American option, the mystery woman decided to block Lisa and her nonsense on “shoshul media”. She decided this cleared Daniel of any “Yahoo Boy” suspicions, as clearly the other woman was just jealous of their relationship and was simply spreading rumors to […]
