Monthly Archives: August 2019

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives: Episode 4

Rebecca & Zied: Rebecca wore a tank top and things got out of control. More importantly, I saw Zied blink like 3 times. All I can think about is the hygiene of smoking hookah. As Zied was gesturing with it wildly, I’m just wondering if the little mouthpiece gets washed? Disinfectant spray in between hookah-ing? […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives: Episode 3

Rebecca & Zied: Zied’s hair is what actual nightmares are made of. When Rebecca was blow drying it, I dry heaved. I hope she rented the soccer mom van, seeing how she’s now the team mom. I cant believe she didn’t even bring them orange slices and Gatorade! It felt like Zied brought her to […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives: Episode 2

Thank you 8lb 6oz golden baby Jesus- ANGELA is back!! She rolled back into our lives looking like an adorable angry pineapple with that extra straightened high ponytail. As someone who works in the wedding industry, I can only hope to one day get to be a preferred vendor for Doug, the wedding coordinator. His […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives: Episode 1

Let’s start with Caesar and a picture of some girl: Between his odd shaped head, the meditating and the bike helmet, Caesar seems like the total package. I mean it’s obvious to everyone but him that this is a scam. Even the producers tried pointing things out to him and he just stared blankly. Svet […]