Category Archives: 90 Day Fiance

Overall, I felt that the host did a way better job with this Tell All than with the last one. She asked better questions, and tried to hold the cast to answering them. However, what the hell was the point?? The majority of each episode was re-watching old footage and having a commercial break with […]

Fresh Prince & Jazzy J:Fashion Nova Barbie is prepping for her wedding day, eventhough she is not “wedding person”. Blake brought his future femmebot-to-be roses and made her a bouquet, which was the only endearing part of their wedding. Jasbot3000 was so nervous, she forgot to put the real wedding dress on over that spandex […]

Episode 12   Michael & Juliana:Julianna was pretty upset about her family back in the Amazon Prime not even bothering to call on her wedding day. They were most likely working, driving the Uber car she bought them with Michael’s credit card, and I’m sure there are strict “hands free” cell phone rules.She looked beautiful […]

Juliana & Michael: It’s wedding pregame time over in Michael’s house with his brother, his friend Clay, and the spike of hairgel on Clay’s head. If things get boring at the wedding, they can use it to play ring toss. Juliana is getting wedding-ready with her 2 close friends and glamsqaud in a separate quadrant […]

Mike & Natalie:Big Mike and Natashkala sat down post-fight to discuss their relationship status with the production crew. When asked if she loves Mike, Natalie was quiet….she did an RCA puppy head tilt….she gave a few weird responses that didn’t make sense…. she did an exorcist move with her neck…..she pretended not to remember the […]

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Many creatures were stirring, and finding a spouse. Cinnamon was nestled all snug in his shed, With visions of Tania and frizz on her head. Mee-Maw was huntin’ and totin’ with care, And wishing that Michael would soon be right there. A big man wandered […]

Emily & Saschinator: Emily, the Saschinator and baby Dave survived the long journey from Russia and finally landed in Indiana. They had to pay an extra $50 because their luggage was over the 50lb weight limit, and by that I mean baby Dave. (Relax, I think hes the cutest ever and I’m not being mean, […]

Emily & Saschinator: Emily, the Saschinator and baby Dave survived the long journey from Russia and finally landed in Indiana. They had to pay an extra $50 because their luggage was over the 50lb weight limit, and by that I mean baby Dave. (Relax, I think hes the cutest ever and I’m not being mean, […]