Before the 90 Days of Our Lives Tell Alls part 1 & 2


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As the first bout of the Tell All unfolds, we see the cast get into gear from their own homes and in their own

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Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 15


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Prince Joffrey,Varya & Mary Popp-ins and out of the picture:Mary shows up to the bar, pulling Joffrey aside to find out if he is

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Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 14


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Prince Joffrey, Varya & there’s something about Mary:Well, we’re back to the surprise visit with Varya, the femme fatale in a turtleneck, showing up

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Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episide 13


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Avery & Ashtray:Back at the hotel, Avery and a topless Ash seem to have made up, and are back in the same hotel room,

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Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 12


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Prince Joffrey & Varya:We return to Prince Joffrey on bended knee in the woods, anticipating Varya’s answer to his marriage proposal. Varya doesn’t give

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Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 11


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Prince Joffrey & Varya:After their camping experience with Igor, the couple went to a “banya” (No, not the comedian who loves Ovaltine) a rustic

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Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 10


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David & his laptop:Well whadda ya know…….. we’re back in the dreary hallway with David, as the mysterious door begins to open, and reveal

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Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 9


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Prince Joffrey & Varya:After spending another night alone at a hotel, Joffrey met up with Varya the next morning for breakfast at a restaurant

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Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 8


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Prince Joffrey & Varya:With the fun Russian music playing, we open on Nipple tats in all of their glory, as Prince Joffrey is standing

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Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 7


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Big Egg & Rosemarie’s Baby:WARNING: The events that occurred in the story below may cause reader loss of appetite, vomiting, and extreme unease. The

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Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 6


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Prince Joffrey & Varya: We pick up with Prince Joffrey having run off from the dinner table, crying over finding out Varya was talking

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Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 5


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Prince Joffrey & Varya: The couple woke up after a wild night on the leopard pull out couch in Varya’s dilapidated apartment, discussing their

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Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 4:


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Prince Joffrey & Varya: Joffrey woke up all by his lonesome in his Russian hotel room, then met Varya in the lobby as his

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Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 3:


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Joffrey & Varya: During the longest car ride back from the airport ever, Joffrey and Varya are suffering in extreme awkwardness. Not exactly sure

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Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 2


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Joffrey & Varya:Prince Joffrey starts off this episode driving to the airport with his teenage sons, discussing his hopes and excitement for his meeting

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Before the 90 Days of Our Lives; S4, episode 1


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Geoffrey & Varya: Geoffrey (though I keep calling him Joffrey in my head a la Game of Thrones) is a seemingly normal looking guy

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4 thoughts on “Before the 90 Days, Season 4

  1. mindy says:

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