As the first bout of the Tell All unfolds, we see the cast get into gear from their own homes and in their own ways.Darcey discussed her need for glitz and glam in her fashionable turban, while David is promoting positive urinary health with his yearly supply of cranberry juice cocktail. Oozemon put up a […]
Category Archives: NEW Before the 90 Days, Season 4
Prince Joffrey,Varya & Mary Popp-ins and out of the picture:Mary shows up to the bar, pulling Joffrey aside to find out if he is K1 or K done with Varya. Joffrey just stood there staring blankly at Mary (who’s “Varya fighting outfit” is the same as her “night out on the town” outfit) with his […]
Prince Joffrey, Varya & there’s something about Mary:Well, we’re back to the surprise visit with Varya, the femme fatale in a turtleneck, showing up on Joffrey’s doorstep and blowing our minds. Joffrey stood in his entryway with his arms crossed across his chest, nipple tats at full attention, watching his multiple leading ladies scream at […]
Avery & Ashtray:Back at the hotel, Avery and a topless Ash seem to have made up, and are back in the same hotel room, as they discuss Avery’s meeting with Sian. They seem to come up with a plan for their relationship, realizing that a K1-Visa may not be doable with Taj in the mix […]
Prince Joffrey & Varya:We return to Prince Joffrey on bended knee in the woods, anticipating Varya’s answer to his marriage proposal. Varya doesn’t give a straight up Simon Cowell “It’s a No from me”, but instead let’s him down gently, with more of a Paula “It’s a No for now” kind of answer. She explains […]
Prince Joffrey & Varya:After their camping experience with Igor, the couple went to a “banya” (No, not the comedian who loves Ovaltine) a rustic looking Russian bathhouse. They put on tulip-shaped felt hats and layed down naked in the sauna while beating each other with bundles of tree branches…it was kind of like a “50 […]
David & his laptop:Well whadda ya know…….. we’re back in the dreary hallway with David, as the mysterious door begins to open, and reveal “option A” from last week’s recap; an old Ukrainian man. I can’t say I’m surprised, but I’m more surprised that HE was surprised. David uses his sexy translator app to ask […]
Prince Joffrey & Varya:After spending another night alone at a hotel, Joffrey met up with Varya the next morning for breakfast at a restaurant that looked to be right out of “Anastasia”, in hopes that she would still want to move forward with their relationship. She’s still mad about the whole prison non disclosure thing, […]
Prince Joffrey & Varya:With the fun Russian music playing, we open on Nipple tats in all of their glory, as Prince Joffrey is standing topless with all of the confusing confidence in the world. Varya’s mother is sad to see them go off for a few days to take a sidetrip.Seeing all the sights and […]
Big Egg & Rosemarie’s Baby:WARNING: The events that occurred in the story below may cause reader loss of appetite, vomiting, and extreme unease. The author takes no responsibility for reporting the herein events. Back at the hotel, Ed tries to pamper his “Queen” with a romantic, sexy foot massage. He suggests she changes into her […]
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