Monthly Archives: November 2023
Nov
Scary Mary & Brandan:It was finally the big wedding day, and Brandan was feeling nervous due to all of the premarital fighting. With Mary out of the house on her way to get wedding-ready, Brandan had…
Nov
Rob the Knob & Dollar Store Daenerys Targaryen:
After a half-assed apology and a rose from the gas station, Sophie decided to forgive “The Knob” and return back to his throne-less palace. The next morning, Rob surprised his second-chance sweetie with an AirBNB on the ocean, sure to impress and right all of his wrongs. Sophie appreciated the jester’s gesture, but was more interested in consistent consideration, instead of his gifts every time he was caught in a lie (Little did she know, he could only afford an hour in the beach house…..)
Nov
Gee-Know & Jasmania:After lip-gloss-gate from last week, production felt the need to intervene. A female member of the production team went to Gino’s car to check in on what was happening (and $20 say…
Nov
Rob the Knob & Dollar Tree Dynaerys Targaraen:Back in Inglewood…Rob the Knob was kicking himself for having shown other women his “knob”, which caused Sophie to run off and find herself an AirBnb with…
Nov
Shekinah & SarperImage:After the “Instagram post heard ‘round the world”, Sarper took the next big step; Introducing Shekinah to his family. He met up with his cousins on a sheep farm to celebrate a h…
Nov
Back at the bathroom-less bachelor pad..
The fiances finally sat down to discuss the long overdue pre-marriage topic of whether or not they wanted to reproduce. Rob felt his life would be without purpose if he didn’t create little Robs and Robertas to add to his estate, while Sophie tried to explain her pregnancy fears and medical woes. She agreed to be open to the idea of possessing a child, if she didn’t have to carry one herself, proposing the idea of surrogacy (Which doesn’t even require indoor plumbing). Rob seemed agreeable to the idea of letting someone else tote his seed, probably figuring he would get to plant it there.
Sophie took a break to video chat with her mu
Nov
TJ & Kween Kimbally 2:Back in Jaipur, where the wild cows roam…As the wedding festivities came to an end at 4:30AM, it was time for Father and Stepmother Kimbally to head home. They had a tearful good…