Before the 90 Days; Season 8 Episode 18

Elise & My Beautiful Boyfriend Joshua:

This week, Joshua planned an adventurous day-date canyon jumping in the Blue Mountains. Elise tried her best to be a good sport, but after a treacherous 3 hours of freezing cold cliff hopping, she had had enough. She clung desperately to the side of a waterfall, crying her lash extensions off amidst her third panic attack of the day. Josh eventually repelled down, jumping over to comfort the shivering Elise who was being consoled by passerbyers. As they warmed up in the car, she was feeling safe and secure in his muscley arms, thinking the relationship may just work out after all. To make her further feel like things were getting serious, Josh told her they would have a video chat with his son, so he could get to know whichever of her personalities decided to show up. Fortunately for said child, the mother must have gotten wind of the phone call and put a stop to it.
Later that night, the two went out for a dinner date, with Elise wearing one of her many bandaids as a top. She was of course freezing (As one would be without clothing on), as she requested a blanket from the restaurant. Josh knew Elise was likely going to freak out and embarrass him publicly when he told her about the cancelled call, so he pumped her up by telling her he had fallen in love with her. She couldn’t help but feel giddy, but it only slightly balanced out her anger over the disappointment of not being further incorporated into his real life. Josh then went the sympathy route, throwing himself a pity party and telling Elise she could walk away from his messed up life, since she deserved better. She admitted to feeling like she could be falling for him, but then again, she falls in love every 10 minutes (See “The Hunt For Love; Season 1” with Rob the Knob). Looks like next week Elise is heading back to Florida, and we shall see if they stay together…and which piece of spandex she decided to wear on that long international flight. Flight attendants, please have the blankets ready for this one.

Forrest & Charlie SHEEN:

Back at the restaurant, Mother Molly gave Forrest a dose of reality, telling him that his idea to stay in the ‘Peens without a plan to support himself was stupid. Dev stared blankly at his rice, with the kind of quiet support that only he possesses. Sheen (and her separately moving bottom half) returned to the table, just in time to argue the case that Forrest should stay. He admitted he was feeling very torn on what to do, especially after his mother pointed out that Sheena, the vet, only makes $500/month and rent is $300 on average (And the two of them clearly like to eat). Though he couldn’t imagine spending any more time away from his “Sheen”, Forrest was starting to realize that his mom’s idea of going back to the U.S., getting a steady job, and applying for the K1 would make sense. He did, however tell Sheen that if he wasn’t able to do that, he’d be happy to come back to the ‘Peens so he could mooch off of her and live happily ever after. (I think he could easily find work in the Philippines changing light bulbs, being that he’s 4’ taller than everyone there).

Jovon & Annalyn:

It was time for the couple to have their vow renewal as they headed towards the bridal suite. Jovon sat by, looking bored as ever, while Annalyn primped and curled to look her best for the ceremony. Once ready, she walked down the aisle in front of friends and family, though it seemed like more of a funeral march than a bridal procession. Jovon waited for her at the altar, looking annoyed as usual, as he managed to utter a few semi-thoughtful vows. He surprised her with a wedding band, which kept the complaints to a minimum for the rest of the evening. All of Annalyn’s friends and family had fun partying at the reception, as the couple looked somewhat happy for the rest of the night (The longest they’ve gone on the whole trip). Previews for next week show a possibility that Annalyn could be pregnant! I’m actually shocked they were able to get along long enough to make that a possibility…. I just hope the baby doesn’t have his sad pouty face.

Laura & Beercan:

After Beercan banished Laura from their apartment for the night, she finally came back bringing sandwiches as a peace offering. She apologized for not coming clean about putting the moves on Michael a long time ago, and guaranteed she no longer felt that way. Beercan (Having learned a thing or two from Scarface) sat back in his chair, quietly telling her that he only believed in actions, not words. Laura was so afraid of losing the Turkish Godfather that she offered to cut Michael out of her life as a show of dedication. Luckily for Michael, Beercan didn’t want to be responsible for the BFF loss, and agreed to forgive and forget. Beercan is obviously play chess, not checkers.

Rick & Trish:

After discovering that Rick was able to get WIFI at the family’s remote compound (and then used said WIFI to exchange flirtatious messages with his ex girlfriend), Trish decided to leave Rick at the hotel and stay at her own apartment. He sent her a text, sincerely apologizing, and she agreed to meet with him at a mutual location. Rick attempted to apologize, while Trisha claimed the only way she could possibly forgive him was if he deleted or blocked his ex’s number, and told her he was essentially engaged. Surprisingly Rick refused, and said he was feeling conflicted. He still loved his Colombian ex-girlfriend AND Trish, simultaneously (He may have meant to apply for “Seeking Sister Wives” instead of 90 Day..). Trish needs to leave Icky Ricky on the park bench and find someone else to impregnate her.

Aviva & Stig Da Kid:

Now that the two were engaged, Aviva brought up the next step of planning her big move to Belize and being in a lot of terrible music videos. Stig, on the other hand, was planning on coming to the U.S. (All things you’d think were pre-discussed before engagement and breeding). Aviva seemed shocked, since during all of their time together they had loosely talked about her moving to the country of his fame. She passive-aggressively agreed to file for a K1 Visa, so as not to ruin their last few moments together. For the first time in their relationship, she was starting to wonder if he was using her to come to the U.S. (I guess that StigDa Kid chart topping hit “Use you for the U.S.” wasn’t a clue). The time had finally come for Aviva to return to Arizona, as the two had a heartfelt goodbye at the airport. Stig acted the part of a happy fiance, but still maintained he was excited about the idea of moving to the U.S., more specifically Houston, where his brothers also lived. Previews show Aviva crying, as it appears Stig may have other fiances.