Monthly Archives: May 2020

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 14

Prince Joffrey, Varya & there’s something about Mary:Well, we’re back to the surprise visit with Varya, the femme fatale in a turtleneck, showing up on Joffrey’s doorstep and blowing our minds. Joffrey stood in his entryway with his arms crossed across his chest, nipple tats at full attention, watching his multiple leading ladies scream at […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 12

Prince Joffrey & Varya:We return to Prince Joffrey on bended knee in the woods, anticipating Varya’s answer to his marriage proposal. Varya doesn’t give a straight up Simon Cowell “It’s a No from me”, but instead let’s him down gently, with more of a Paula “It’s a No for now” kind of answer. She explains […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 11

Prince Joffrey & Varya:After their camping experience with Igor, the couple went to a “banya” (No, not the comedian who loves Ovaltine) a rustic looking Russian bathhouse. They put on tulip-shaped felt hats and layed down naked in the sauna while beating each other with bundles of tree branches…it was kind of like a “50 […]