Monthly Archives: March 2022

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives; S5 EP 15

Qween of Comebacks Kimballly & SupadupaStar Sojaboyfriend: Back in Tanzania…The renewed couple were laying in bed on the morning of Kimbabygirl’s departure. Kim voiced her frustrations over Sojaboy’s obsession with being on his phone, chalking it up to hashtag MillenialProblems. He playfully teased her, as he rolled over wearing one of her homemade Sojaboy t-shirts […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives; S5, EP 14

Gino & Jasminotaur: Back at the hotel room, Jasmine was nervously biting her nails, unsure of Gino’s exact location since he went AWOL after their last blow up. She roamed the hotel grounds, finally stumbling upon a trail of rogue baseball caps which eventually led her to a sulking Gino. He explained he was tired […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives; S5, EP 13

Memphis & Hazmat: Mother Hazmat was helping to comb her son’s impressive hair, before sitting down with the couple for a delicious donut breakfast. She expressed interest in getting to know her future daughter in law a little better, so she made her own appointment with the enthusiastic translator Hamadi. She and Memphis went to […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives; S5, EP 12

Queen-For-A-Day Kimbally & International Supaboyfriend Sojaboy:Back in Spicy Village… the heat turns up as Kimbally and Sojaboy resume their fight from last week. Kimbally learned the devastating truth that she was not the one that repaired Sojaboy’s heart, post-BGL. She had previously asked if the hit song “Zara ” was about any other chain smoking […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives; S5, EP 11

Queen Kimbally & International SupaBoyfriend Sojaboy (ISS): It was the morning after the yam session, and newly anointed Qween Kimbally was all a-glow in her royal chambers. She enlightened us with a lesson on “African Sex” education (with the distinction being that you apparently don’t grease the pan before putting the yam in the oven….just […]