Kobe & Emily: Emily finally took Kobe’s lonely nights into consideration, and declared it was time to go mattress shopping. The two headed over to the local “Mattress Hog” (the only store that could accommodate her). Kobe and Emily seemed to be having a great time trying out the “magic fingers” model (now accepting Venmo […]
Monthly Archives: June 2022
Emily & Kobe: The couple took a drive out to the picturesque area known as “Rock city” (which had nothing to do with Detroit or a rock lobster). It was indeed a field full of large dung-looking rocks, similar to the contents of Emily’s head. Kobe (like myself) was confused as to why they drove […]
Bile & Shy-duh: It was a family weekend over at B-lull’s good house, and Shy-duh decided to showcase her domestic skills in an attempt to bond with her new potential stepdaughter. She began teaching young Zayna how to make chicken from her homeland (Trinidad and/or Tobago). Before getting down to the recipe, she showed the […]
B-Lull & Shy-duh: Back at “the good house”…Shy-shy is still unsure if Blul wanted her to tote an egg. She strutted into the all-gray-everything living room wearing her “50 Shades of Oatmeal” outfit to protest going to “Jummah” (Friday night prayer service at Bilal’s place of worship). She felt uncomfortable attending after their last less-than-religious […]