Monthly Archives: September 2019

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives; Episode 9

Rebecca & Zied: Zied whisked Rebecca away to a romantic tent in the dessert, which luckily had air conditioning, which Zied thought was “so much beautiful”. He got so much jealous when seeing a picture of Rebecca’s last Moroccan man-child, and acted so much scary. Nothing else happened at all, but in the previews for […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives; Episode 8

Rebecca & Zied: These 2 were pretty boring this episode. Zied likes to litter so much while riding in the car, then he scammed Rebecca for money so she could essentially buy herself her own engagement ring. Riveting. Next week looks more interesting though. So much. Avery & Omar: I hate when my headstrong teenager […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives: Episode 7

Rebecca & Zied: The episode starts with a leisurely stroll through a Tunisian marketplace, where Zied can be heard saying his 2 phrases; “It is so much beautiful” and “I love so much”. Followed by a cat maybe or maybe not using a spice bin as his litter box. Note to self; Do not eat […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives: Episode 6

Angela & Michael: Nigeria is a dangerous place……..but mostly just because Angela has landed!! Ignore the men with the guns and iron spikes, just steer clear of Angela and her man! The idea of Angela in a Nigerian prison sounds like the premise of a whole new reality show that I’d LOVE to watch. “Locked […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives: Episode 5

Ben & Quinoa: Quinoa showed up wearing an outfit with very poorly placed buttons. I spent the first few minutes thinking her “headlights were on”. After discussing which of the 31 flavors the other probably tastes like and talking about Ben’s weird body hair, Quinoa announces he will be staying with her brother, Fidel. The […]