Nicole & Soo MachhhhMood:It seems that after the big business meeting with Uncle WeirdBeard last week, Macccchmood realized he should be doing more to teach Nicole how to be a proper Muslim woman. He and MamaMood helped her play “Project Runway: The Islam Addition” as they fashioned her hijab, who’s pattern was a bit “Little […]
Monthly Archives: March 2023
Nicole & Soo MaaaachMood: Nicole and Muckmewd were still so maaach mad at each other from last week’s big fight. Maaachmood tried to smooth things over with a million “honey I luv yeeews”, though Nicole stayed mad….and yet, still stayed. She somehow didn’t seem to understand their fighting was all due to deeply ingrained cultural […]
Daniele & Yohan: Daniele was alone in her hotel room after the big fight last week about Yohan’s “half truths”. After spending the night by herself, watching “The Craft” for the 500th time, lighting candles and manifesting that the two would make up, Yohan had called and was on his way over.He brought her a […]
Nicole & Soo MaaachMood: It was the morning after her big arrival and Nicole was already starting to have buyer’s remorse. She squeegeed the entire bathroom floor, post-shower, while explaining to the cameraman (who was apparently also in the bathroom….Talk about “Haram”) that it generally takes a very long time to make oneself look like […]