Marissa & Edward:Marissa gave Edward a briefing on how to act for his big meeting with her parents. He admitted they had already met while on “vacation mode” in the D.R., but this was more of a true make or break situation. Aside from Mother and Stepfather Marissa, her cousins and aunts were also in […]
Catie & Josh: Back on the filthy twin size mattress…Catie and Josh awoke from a long night of sleeping like origami to have their first breakfast in their new home. Unfortunately for their already aching backs, they had to enjoy their dining experience on a yoga mat, where Josh choked down a few sad eggs […]
Marissa & Edward: Marissa and Edward headed out of the airport for his first time riding in a BMW. He stared out the window, noting all of the large, extravagant houses that differed from his local neighborhood back in the D.R. The car pulled up towards Marissa’s humble abode and Edward seemed shocked to learn […]
Elyse & My Beautiful Boyfriend Joshua: It was the day of Elyse’s departure and she was having one final Australian meltdown. Apparently on their last night together, Elyse was envisioning a hardcore cuddle-fest, but Josh wanted to invite friends over to party. She went along with his plan, but then proceeded to throw a passive […]
Elise & My Beautiful Boyfriend Joshua: This week, Joshua planned an adventurous day-date canyon jumping in the Blue Mountains. Elise tried her best to be a good sport, but after a treacherous 3 hours of freezing cold cliff hopping, she had had enough. She clung desperately to the side of a waterfall, crying her lash […]
Elise & My Beautiful Boyfriend Joshua: After the embarrassing bar outbursts last week, Elise was unsure where her relationship with Joshua stood. She was hoping he’d forgive her for being a psychopath so they could have a fun little day at the zoo (which may still have sharks that he could feed her to). The […]
Elise & My Beautiful Boyfriend Joshua: After all of the fighting from last week, Elise and Josh seemed to be on the outs. He took her to the beach to feed her to the sharks (A girl can dream…) I mean, to discuss their argument and ask that she give him a fair chance to […]
Elise & My Boyfriend Joshua: Well, it didn’t take long for Elise to spiral out of control and show her crazy on the opposite side of the world. Between being forced to live in an AirBNB with a towel on the floor and Josh leaving to go to work for an hour, her eye was […]
Elise & Joshua: Josh was tending to a needy Elise, who coughed and hacked all the way through her first night in Australia. After demanding a myriad of congestion relief products, Elise decided Josh was a “nurturer”, which earned him a one way ticket into her bikini bottoms. She seemed to rally from her nasal […]
Lisa & Daniel: After last week’s devastated revelation that Lisa was in fact still a married woman, Daniel had been ignoring her completely. He decided to give her a second chance, however, since she had already paid for a romantic getaway (and he probably needed another pair of shorts or something). The two awkwardly reconvened […]
