Deavan & Jihoon: In preparation for Taeyang’s “100 day birthday party” (a Korean tradition), Deavan is going to help Jihoon’s mother with some of the cooking, while Jihoon watches Drascilla. It seemed odd that last week, Jihoon was receiving death threats from Mama Elicia, but this week he is the number one choice to babysit […]
Monthly Archives: August 2020
All of the couples seem to be questioning what life will be like once they’re out of their honeymoon fun bubble. It’s fairly obvious this is the story production cooked up for the day (since they all seemed to have had the exact same conversation, ironically). Miles & Karen: Miles and Karen seem to finally be […]
John & Kristiana: John met up with his new mother in law (who only learned 5 minutes before that she was someone’s mother in law) at a diner, to enjoy two giant plates of brown glop that looked strangely enticing. John really put all of his cards on the table, being very forthcoming about his […]
Angela & Michael: After Angela Ubered off into the Nigerian night last week, Aunt Lydia questioned if Michael was prepared to tolerate outbursts like this from his wife (Here’s your late pass from the last 3 years, Aunt Lydia). He assured her of his ability to handle Angela, as he set off driving back to […]
Deavan & Jihoon: The suspenseful cliffhanger from last week “What Ever Happened to Baby Drascilla??” unfolded before our very eyes…… and yet, I’m still confused.It appeared that Jihoon was swinging Drascilla around when she asked to be put down. He had put her down, and she took off running like Paul in the Amazon. Deavan […]
Colt-ee, Jess & Debbie: The scene opened with Colt’s exposed thighs front and center, sitting on the bed. We’ve seen way too much of his lovely lady lumps this season already….please, no more. He explained hearing noise and a bunch of yelling in the middle of the night, which he first thought was just from […]
Miles & Karen: Miles and Karen were hanging out at the resort, shopping for sunglasses and getting more comfortable with each other. When they met up with the other couples, they announced that they are now calling each other “MY stranger” instead of just strangers (which they thought was cute, but it’s kind of really […]
Amelia & Bennett: Things with Amelia and Bennett seem to be off to a great start. They loved each other’s bizarre sleep attire, and their random conversation is flowing like Amelia’s armpit hair. Bennett met up with Amelia’s mom and brother for brunch to chat, while Bennett sat in his chair with his leg up […]
Shawn & Destinee: Shawn was thrilled to be driving with his recently released love, Destinee. She loved her prison pickup flowers and lunch bag tacos that Shawn had packed for the car ride (hopefully he had a Capri Sun and Doritos too). The new couple was headed right from prison to meet with Destinee’s family […]
Amelia & Bennett: This week picks up at the moment of recognition while Amelia is walking down the aisle. It seems like Amelia and Bennett had met before months ago at a party, though they had spoken and left on a positive note (not anything bad like last week’s editing wanted us to believe). The […]
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