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Love After Lockup; Season 2, Episodes 2 & 3

Lacy & Shane (and sometimes SaJohn): Lacy sped off to see ShaJohn, because he sent her a series of troubling texts, including one that said “I’m crying like a little bitch”. Talk about romance! Shane and his friend (who looks like the 10 year challenge version of Shane) went out for dinner to discuss the […]

Love After Lockup: Season 2, Episode 1

Angela & Tony:WELCOME BACK, ANGELA AND TONY!We are reunited with the two lovebirds outside of a romantic fire pit, where Angela is fixin’ to torch all of Tony’s belongings. She even removed her pipe fitting/wedding ring from her finger in a fot of rage. While Tony was sleeping, Angela pulled some CSI moves and removed […]

90 Day Book Report: Season 7, Episode 12

Episode 12   Michael & Juliana:Julianna was pretty upset about her family back in the Amazon Prime not even bothering to call on her wedding day. They were most likely working, driving the Uber car she bought them with Michael’s credit card, and I’m sure there are strict “hands free” cell phone rules.She looked beautiful […]

90 Day Book Report; Seaon 7, Episode 10

Mike & Natalie:Big Mike and Natashkala sat down post-fight to discuss their relationship status with the production crew. When asked if she loves Mike, Natalie was quiet….she did an RCA puppy head tilt….she gave a few weird responses that didn’t make sense…. she did an exorcist move with her neck…..she pretended not to remember the […]

90 Day Book Report: Season 7, Holiday Tribute Edition

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Many creatures were stirring, and finding a spouse. Cinnamon was nestled all snug in his shed, With visions of Tania and frizz on her head. Mee-Maw was huntin’ and totin’ with care, And wishing that Michael would soon be right there. A big man wandered […]

90 Day Book Report: Season 7, Episode 5

Anna & Metamucil: This starts off with Anna and Mussels prepping for their upcoming wedding. Anna assigned her husband-to-bee (pun intended) the task of making DIY honeycomb-themed wedding decor. I cant imagine how many tries that took to explain….the app probably quit half way through. They so much love the translator app. Amidst the wedding […]