Category Archives: 90 Day Fiancè

Statler & Dempsey: Statler was on her way to jolly old England to finally meet Dempsey (She should’ve gotten a 2 for one deal on flights with Christian… he could’ve had an equally awkward drinking partner). Unfortunately Dempsey somehow missed her flight home from her vacation in Thailand, leaving Statler to her own devices (which […]

Gino & Jasmaniac: Jasmine and Gino were seemingly getting along after making up last week. Afraid to break their streak of peace, Jasmine decided to go out for a little while to give Jeeeeeno some space. She took a walk to a park where she stopped to call Dane, her neighbor/ secret ex boyfriend from […]

Meisha & Neeeeee-colaaaaa (Said like the “Ricola” commercial): Back in the holy land…(and the extremely unholy mess of a hotel room)..Nicola was pretending to sneak over to Meisha’s side of the room to wake her up. She acted startled, sitting up after a good night’s sleep with a full face of makeup and the perfect […]

Meisha & Nicola: Meisha headed to the airport with her daughters, Sveaty and Bettie, to catch her flight to Israel so she could finally meet the man of her dreams (who was disguised as a 46 year old virgin… Maybe when she kisses him he’ll turn back into a handsome prince).  Back in Israel, Nicola […]

Amanda & Razvan:  The newly formed couple woke up after their first night together still seemingly in an awkward spot. Judging by Razvan’s throbbing hickey, it looked like Amanda loosed up just enough to have some physical contact, though they did not yet consummate their relationship. Razvan danced around in his tiny white underoos, while […]

Gino & Jasmine: Back in his homeland (Canton, Michigan), Gino was “Funiculi Funicula”-ing with his Uncle Marco and cousins, making an authentic Italian cuisine. As they sat around the dinner table, the family took turns roasting Gino on his ridiculous vacation-wear before segueing to discuss his relationship with Jasmine. Uncle Marco was curious to know […]

I have to say that of all the iterations of “90 Days”, “Before” is my absolute favorite. It’s generally the most ridiculous and entertaining, and I’m hoping Season 6 doesn’t disappoint.That being said…. Settle in, gentle readers…. Here goes episode 1. Amanda & Razvan: Amanda is a 31 year old single mother from Louisiana, currently […]