Yovi: Jovi was finally “3 weeks off” so the couple was ready to head to Europe. Misses Gween was there to take the family of 3 to the airport, confessing that she’s still worried about their safety. Even more worrisome is the thought that Yara may want to move back to be with her friends […]
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Kimbally & International Supalocal Talent Sojaboy: It’s finally time for Kimbally to meet the Family Usman. Of course she wanted to make a great first impression, so they stopped by the good ‘ole cow market to pick up a little something special for “Mommy”. The friendly cow salesmen were very pleasant and helpful, fully prepared […]
B-Lull & Shy-duh: Shy-duh was getting driving lessons from Bilal, which went exactly as one would expect; He nagged about her driving skills, man-splained often, and eventually went into one of his passive-aggressive pouty tantrums. And since she’s always having such a great time with Mr. Personality, Shy-duh is still on a quest to replicate him […]
Angela & Mykal??: My-kull kicked off this episode with a wholesome swimming lesson.Apparently in his 30-something years on Earth he managed to never quite master the skill. His friends, the infamous “Goofballs” brought him to a local pool where they coached him into becoming a regular My-kull Phelps. Hopefully Angela doesn’t think he’s doing the […]
Jenny & Stewmeat: Back at the honeymoon suite, the couple were discussing the details of their romantic night together (It the headboard’s a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’! No, like literally. You will never be able to get that image out of your head). After they were done giggling like school girls about their sexy-time, they tried […]
Libby & Undrrrrrei: Libby warmed up her nasal vocal cords with her voice coach as she prepared for her newest endeavor of singing children’s songs, all while wearing a matronly blouse. They started their session with the classic standard “Mary had a little lamb” (which could have been foreshadowing for Kim & Usman’s trip to […]
Big Ed & Regular Sized Liz:Ed returned from his seedy late night park chat with his friend Rich, to see Liz waiting up nervously. She worried that Ed would be influenced at the meeting and end their ridiculous relationship for the 9th time. Much to her surprise, Ed solidified his decision to stay together, letting […]
Libby & Unnnndrei: The Moldy real estate mogul was wearing a rather metrosexual velvet floral shirt as he vacuumed in preparation for the couples’ house warming party. They made sure to have the affair catered with the finest of charcuterie platters, consisting of a smorgasbord of cold cuts from the Moldovan region. Undrrrrei only invited […]
I’m going to start out by saying that I’m not sure how I feel about this season’s lineup. The term “Been there, done that” immediately comes to mind, though I’m trying to be a good sport and give it a fair chance. I am only so mach excited to see Mother Sumit, who happens to […]
Part two of the Tell All showdown picked up with Spahkles and Brother John battling it out on the stage. Patrick stood up for his brother, trying to defend his beer drinking/video gaming lifestyle, while Thighs was open with the fact that John is a butt-insky. The rest of the cast seemed to back Thighs, […]