Brandon & Julia:Brandon met up with his parents, Ron and Betty, at what I’m guessing (judging by the themed cartoon jalapeno pepper décor) was a Mexican restaurant where Ron ordered an authentic meal- wings. Betty and Ron waited and were looking forward to a nice family dinner of Mexican buffalo wild wings, but instead, Brandon […]
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Stephanie & Ryan:It appears that the Belizean government answered Stephanie’s prayers, as they decided to open the borders just so she could swoop into town and descend on Daddy Ryan. Stephanie took her time packing her bags for the big trip, making sure to bring Ryan a variety of gifts, including but not limited to […]
Brandon & Julia: It appears that this week Betty and Ron had to spend a night away and their regular babysitter was busy, so they ended up leaving the kids on their own. Brandon and Julia were sitting on the porch, smirking and waving as they watched the parental units drive away. Once the coast […]
Big Mike & Natalie: Meanwhile, back in Squim…. Natalie is playing the role of the good little housewife, trying to earn back that ring and make the “wife” part happen. She awkwardly told Mike to stay out of the kitchen, as she planned to make him a delicious dinner of fruit salad and croissants (guess […]
Brandon & Julia Gulia: It’s 4am on the family farm and Brandon is suiting up for an action packed day of bug smushing. He doesn’t have the heart to wake Julia to say goodbye, so he sneaks out to his car to the tune of the rooster crowing. Julia wakes up, sadly looking out her […]
BonJovi & Yara: The scene opens with Ukrainian Complain-O Barbie heckling Jovi yet again about his bad taste in home decor, while plotting her extreme frat-home makeover. The couple decides to hit up a really random consignment/ furniture store to outfit the apartment to meet Yara’s standards. Once at the store, they were greeted by […]
Brandon & Julia Gulia: Brandon and Julia are so excited to be waking up together in their joint hotel room, out of his mother’s line of supervision. Julia expresses that Brandon needs to speak to his mother about the whole “separate bedroom” house rule, or she refuses to stay in Green Acres and will return […]
Brandon & Julia……and his parents: Clark Griswald is driving the family truckster all the way to D.C.( with Beverly D’Angelo riding shotgun, and Rusty in the back) so the gang can all retrieve Julia from the airport together. Brandon stopped to pick up flowers for Julia’s arrival at his parents’ behest, so he wouldn’t pull […]
Brandon & Julia:It seems as though some drunk producer from TLC was like “What if 90 Day Fiancé, I Love A Mama’s Boy, Welcome to Plathville, and Unexpected all like, had a baby”….. Cue Brandon and Julia. Brandon is a 27 year old Virgin(ian) living at home with his parents on their family farm. And […]
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