Mike & Natalie:Big Mike and Natashkala sat down post-fight to discuss their relationship status with the production crew. When asked if she loves Mike, Natalie was quiet….she did an RCA puppy head tilt….she gave a few weird responses that didn’t make sense…. she did an exorcist move with her neck…..she pretended not to remember the […]
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‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Many creatures were stirring, and finding a spouse. Cinnamon was nestled all snug in his shed, With visions of Tania and frizz on her head. Mee-Maw was huntin’ and totin’ with care, And wishing that Michael would soon be right there. A big man wandered […]
Emily & Saschinator: Emily, the Saschinator and baby Dave survived the long journey from Russia and finally landed in Indiana. They had to pay an extra $50 because their luggage was over the 50lb weight limit, and by that I mean baby Dave. (Relax, I think hes the cutest ever and I’m not being mean, […]
Emily & Saschinator: Emily, the Saschinator and baby Dave survived the long journey from Russia and finally landed in Indiana. They had to pay an extra $50 because their luggage was over the 50lb weight limit, and by that I mean baby Dave. (Relax, I think hes the cutest ever and I’m not being mean, […]
90 Day Book Report: Season 7- Episode 6 90 Day Book Report: Season 7, Episode 12 Episode 12 Michael & Juliana:Julianna was pretty upset about her family back in the Amazon Prime not even bothering to call on her wedding day. They were most likely working, driving the Uber car she bought them with Michael’s […]
Anna & Metamucil: This starts off with Anna and Mussels prepping for their upcoming wedding. Anna assigned her husband-to-bee (pun intended) the task of making DIY honeycomb-themed wedding decor. I cant imagine how many tries that took to explain….the app probably quit half way through. They so much love the translator app. Amidst the wedding […]
Tania & Cinnamon: Tania brought Cinnamon back to the love shack to start their lives together, but it seemed to be a bit of a mess. Why didnt she have time to fix up the shed, especially since shes such an organized planner? She’s unemployed, and clearly she wasn’t spending her time bra shopping. Can’t […]
Tania & Cinnamon: We first see Tania and Synagogue wake up in their Times Square hotel room, where she is lovingly playing with his armpit hair. Not sure what culture this is rooted in, and I hope she washed her hands after. Tania’s friends seem super supportive but her bra however…..not so much. “The girls” […]
Tania & Cinnamon: Tania and her chaperones headed off to JFK to welcome Cinnamon to the U.S.. For some reason, she felt the need to scatter rose petals on the airport baggage claim floor to greet him, ala “Coming to America”… because NY definitely needs more garbage on the ground. Once back at the hotel, […]
I will preface this by saying, my initial reaction is that this group is super boring. I did see a preview of Angela getting Botox, so there’s hope that the season wont be lost. Of course I’m still watching. With that being said… Mursel & Anna : Anna, a mid western single mom of 3 […]