Gabe was enjoying his very industrial hotel room in NYC, as he announced the castmates he was most excited about meeting. Nicole showed up to the studio wearing a lot of pleather and her signature wide-eyed stare. She quickly changed into a one-armed dress, as she sat with Gabe in the green room, discussing her […]
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Gabe & Isabel:Gabe decided he was done moping around and finally got dressed to attend his own wedding. He managed to put on a smile, despite the torrential rain outside and the “raincheck” from his sister Monica. Mother Gabe was ready in her sparkly dress to escort him, as they did their best to stay […]
Jen & Rishi:Jen and her girl gang wiggled down the street, wearing outfits that revealed every nook and cranny, as they stopped for an authentic cup of chai (Which they probably thought only slightly compared to the one at Starbucks). They discussed the Rishi situation with Jen only thinking the current hurdle would be finding […]
Gabe & Isabel: Gabe arrived back in Colombia and was greeted at the airport by Isabel. The two reunited over a little lunch, as they discussed his trip back to the land of Publix. Isabel was concerned when Gabe told her of Sister Monica’s requested roles (plural) in the wedding. It seems that she requested […]
Debbie & My Ossama: Queen Debbie awoke in her new in-law-to-be’s house feeling a bit beat up. The bed was uncomfortable, the bathroom was a whole experience (including but not limited to an upholstered toilet seat), and the lack of air conditioning probably made her work that peacock feather fan overtime. As she ascended the […]
Rishi & Jen: Back in the “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Salon & Spa”, Rishi was still trying to defend himself to Jen over the fact that he was flirting with her undercover friend on the internet. He tried to convince Jen that he knew the messages were coming from her friend Randi, which […]
Nicole & SoooMaaachMood:Back in Egypt…. (where I’m happy to report the chotzkies for sale on the street are as cheesy as you’d hoped they would be…)Nicole looks like a mannequin impersonating a disgruntled 70’s cab driver as she enjoyed the luxury of her newly acquired air conditioning. Sick and tired of fighting with Machhhmood as […]
Daniele & Yohan: The segment this week opened with a shot of a rival butcher shop with better reviews (now with 10% MORE flies on your meat!) The newly reunited couple settled into their apartment, with Daniele’s 16 suitcases exploding everywhere. She rushed to make Yohan join her in a video chat with her guru […]
Nicole & Soo MachhhhMood:It seems that after the big business meeting with Uncle WeirdBeard last week, Macccchmood realized he should be doing more to teach Nicole how to be a proper Muslim woman. He and MamaMood helped her play “Project Runway: The Islam Addition” as they fashioned her hijab, who’s pattern was a bit “Little […]
Nicole & Soo MaaaachMood: Nicole and Muckmewd were still so maaach mad at each other from last week’s big fight. Maaachmood tried to smooth things over with a million “honey I luv yeeews”, though Nicole stayed mad….and yet, still stayed. She somehow didn’t seem to understand their fighting was all due to deeply ingrained cultural […]