The Single Life Season 4 Tell All- Part 3

The third installment of the insanity kicked off with “Jush” being defended by his 2 business associates. They maintained that Saint Jush was merely helping Natalie out of the goodness of his heart, like a charity case. Natalie insisted Josh was wasting her precious “egg toting” years, even though she was the one willingly having relations with him after her dramatic restaurant breakup.

The crew took a break, though Miss Debbie was staying hot on the trail. She lectured Natalie on her self worth, with a bonus pep-talk from Chantel, who advised her not to “give up the cookie”. Josh then entered the green room, taking Natalie aside to console her after throwing her to the wolves on stage. Natalie went on one of her crazy-person tyraids, claiming she wasn’t in a circus and insisted she was such a good person…which has yet to be seen. Josh placated Glen Close part 2, as to avoid any bunny boiling in his future.
It was a good thing Josh decided to keep the peace, as Natalie later went on to express that her dream role to play in a movie would be a vampire, giving a sampling of her thespian skills with a Vampiric monologue in Russian/Ukranian. Chantel was very careful to first compliment Natalie’s acting abilities, before letting her know that she might want to try auditioning in English (Though I wish Mother Chantel told her that in her extra-loud, extra-slow voice she uses when speaking to people from abroad). 

Back on stage, Tyray was in the hot seat (Which was thankfully not as hot as New Orleans, where he was unreasonably sweaty). The entire cast tried to clue him in to some cues from the ladies, so he could determine whether or not a woman might be interested. Shaun played back all of Tyray’s cringiest moments where he attempted to be flirtatious but woud up acting like a giggly creep. Tyray then admitted he had met another woman in New Orleans when the cameras stopped rolling who he’d been in touch with, but for some reason he conveniently “forgot her name”. But fear not! Shaun announced they had brought in his long distance lady, Shannon, who came on stage with one boob trying to escape from her rather revealing Shein dress. The cast encouraged Tyray to take the very willing Shannon out on a date, as the two looked the most compatible out of any of the prospects this season. She accepted, while the rest of the cast gave their two cents on how he should act and what foods to stay away from if he planned on losing his virginity any time soon. Shannon seemed unphased by the giggling and virgin status, but was shocked to hear Tyray had also starred in “Never Been Kissed”. Shaun geared them up for a little “Spin the bottle” as they egged Shannon on to kiss him on stage. After the lackluster peck, Tyray escorted Shannon and her pea-green spandex naked-dress off stage left, as the rest of the crew cheered him on for kiss number 2. 

In an attempt to lighten the mood, Shaun briefly asked Chantel for a few tips and tricks for twerking. She also took the time to ask Brother John about his “bag of tricks”, whether they were new or used, and how the ladyfolk seemed to react to his arsenal. 

She then went over  Brother John’s season, as well as an update on his life living with Meghan and her daughter “Rivah”. Meghan came on stage wearing a short red dress and big clunky cowboy boots, describing John as a model father figure. The couple revealed that things are going swimmingly, just like John’s little soldiers, as the two are not using protection (Conveniently not included in the bag of tricks). Though they both claim to not NEED another baby, they are fine if that’s what should happen… 

Patrick came on stage to go over Brutha John’s new title of “Fatha” John, doubting his brother’s true desires in his relationship. John maintained his commitment to Meghan and insisted he was truly enjoying his family-man role. Patrick brought up Meghan’s jealousy issues, which the couple didn’t seem to deny, but felt was an acceptable amount. Meghan explained that she and John had biweekly trust issues, as does anyone in a healthy relationship. Patrick insisted she was downplaying their disputes, as well as her rigid timelines for what she expects in the relationship. John, who claimed he didn’t like to operate on timelines, did manage to move to San Antonio within the Meghan timeframe, and seemed to shock her with what looks to be an onstage proposal -1 year ahead of her schedule. 

Though they cut off the entirety of said proposal, it is implied things will continue next week. Previews also show Miss Debbie dropping a bomb about Ruben the Cuban and more, on what will be PART FOUR of this Tell All that was longer than the entire season!