John & Kristianna: John is starting his new career as a life coach/ bed and breakfast manager as he invites his brand new inlaws to live with him. His braided pigtails were accompanied by festive streamers which flowed in the breeze as he gave Kristianna’s mother and sister the “grand tour”. The house had a […]
Monthly Archives: October 2020
Jenny & Stewmeat: After Smee’s brave showdown with his parents last week, Jenny is all hot and bothered. She made sure she caught the early bird special at Golden Corral India and stayed up past 6:30pm so she would have enough energy for an intimate encounter with her man. Shoemitt seemed thoroughly satisfied with the […]
Lindsey & Scott: Lindsey is strutting her stuff around the property’s perimeter to test out the viability of the ankle monitor (and make sure it’s not on the dog, while she’s out living it up at Walmart). After her perimeter check, Lindsey decided to take a relaxing bubble bath, which required a dangerous yoga pose […]
Stacey and Flo-money Flo-problems are packing up for their mini-moon getaway in Rhode Island. Florian’s honeymoon look was the definition of fashion. His thick bike chain necklace, paired with a sensible child’s fedora, and finished off with some oversized novelty glasses he borrowed from 90 Day Jess (my d*ck) was overshadowing Stacey at all times. […]
Karmando:It seems as though the couple is still recouping from last week’s bonfire of awkwardness. There is still one more person who needs to hear about the couple’s engagement; Armando’s daughter Hannah.Little Hannah couldn’t be cuter, as her “dos papas” picked her up from school with her sparkly unicorn backpack. Armando told her, en Espanol, […]
The Love After the Lockup RETURNS!!! Jessica & Maurice: Welcome back, Maurice & Jessica! Maurice finally gets the exciting news that he is eligible to move to Las Vegas and can finally get out of California. Once he is all moved into his new grey house, Jessica drops the news that she may have a […]
Stacey is still reeling from the scandalous Florian videos, and decides to confront him about what she saw. Florian looked lifeless as ever, sitting in his red Adidas tracksuit, with his usual two word answers. He didn’t really give Stacey much to work with in the ways of an explanation of the videos, but somehow […]
Jenny & Sue-mee: Guess who’s back….Back again.The tortured love saga continues! It took Sumit over a month to walk up the stairs to his parents’ house to once again attempt to convince them that being with Jenny is a great idea. He greeted his parents by touching their feet (which apparently is a show of […]
This episode started with Darcey looking troubled (while her boobs were bursting out of her top) over hearing the news that her sexy Bolgarian, Georgi with the good hair, is still legally married. Though he had claimed to have told her this information the first time they had met, she clearly was so smitten, that […]
Angela was still on fire from the second part of the Tell All, after Michael suggested that the couple had a baby “the other way” (which he didn’t really have time to explain in depth). Angela was convinced Michael planned on impregnating another woman and went wild screaming and even walking off the Zoom chat. […]
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