If you’re ever in another person’s hotel room, do not-for any reason, sit on the bed…. When I first started out styling hair for weddings I would occasionally work for other wedding companies. They would do the advertising, find the clients, and book the jobs, making it easy for me to just show up and […]
Monthly Archives: September 2020
Quarantine is in full effect as we see the twins begin to wilt. Headbands and hair scarves have become a staple as the extensions are molting. Home manicures are a part of the daily routine. Get the flesh tone spray paint out- It’s basically “Death Becomes Her; The Sequel”. Darcey explains to her daughters that […]
I have to say….. This was an extremely anti climatic “season finale”. I get that it all occurred during the beginning of the pandemic, but still. I am looking forward to the reunion next week, and still crossing my fingers for leaked footage like last time.That being said…. Happily Ever After; Episode 15, the finale. […]
Good morning Colt-ee, my d*ck:Cue the Rocky music…. Now that Jess is out of the picture, and he got bored of sending out micro mini pics, Colt-ee thought it would be a great time to have a DIY breast reduction by way of exercise (he saw it on Pinterest). He used those community park monkey […]
Darcey and Georgi are laying in bed after a wild night that she can’t stop awkwardly talking about. Between the corny comments, and “wow you’re really real” “mmm you’re so perfect” whispers, and the camera angle focusing on his nipple, it was a cringefest. Darcey feels that this “too good to be true” Georgi character […]
Ok.. I am going to preface this recap by saying that I knew I would watch at least the first episode of this just because. It’s undeniable that love her or hate her, Darcey has been somewhat entertaining throughout her tenure on 90 Day, even without an actual fiance. From appreciation rings, to house keys, […]
Stacey went to check on Borian after he freaked out over dinner with the girlfriends. Florian’s responses are kind of the best thing ever, since he’s mostly yelling and every other word is “understand”. Her friend Reina (of “Be Strong, Bitch” from Before the 90 Days) and the other friend with the chunky highlights seemed […]
John & Kristiana:Kristiana is feeling pretty good after “conversating” with her mother. She and John are trying to have a day-date while also scooting around the rules of the halfway house. She is only supposed to be out looking for jobs, not eating Italian food with her long haired fringe-enthusiast new husband. Kristiana made sure […]
Kalani & Asuelu: Now back in Utah, after the disastrous trip to Washington, Kalani and Asuelu are at a breaking point. Kalani and her mother are in the kitchen (miraculously neither of the kids needed a boob for 5 minutes), discussing what to do about the marriage. Kalani feels therapy is the last option, as […]
Jenny & Smit: The dynamic duo are discussing the beginnings of their relationship, when Jenny came to India in 2013 to meet Suemee for the first time and stayed at his parents’ house. The Jenny version states that she had stayed for a few months in which she lived on the third floor of their […]
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