Heather & Dylan: Heather and Dylan are still finishing up their high speed chase, as Dylan grabbed the keys from the ignition and jumped out. The crew helped him to get a ride home to regroup and meet up with his mother and aunt at a restaurant. Dylan’s family seemed extremely happy to see him, […]
Category Archives: New! Love After Lockup, Season 3
Heather & Dylan: It’s only day 2 of Dylan’s release (though it already feels like day 200, and I’m not even in this relationship), and the couple is getting in a car together, yet again.Heather was only partially satisfied about consummating her 5 year relationship, as she knew that bitch Aunt Diane turned her hearing […]
John & Kristianna: John is starting his new career as a life coach/ bed and breakfast manager as he invites his brand new inlaws to live with him. His braided pigtails were accompanied by festive streamers which flowed in the breeze as he gave Kristianna’s mother and sister the “grand tour”. The house had a […]
Lindsey & Scott: Lindsey is strutting her stuff around the property’s perimeter to test out the viability of the ankle monitor (and make sure it’s not on the dog, while she’s out living it up at Walmart). After her perimeter check, Lindsey decided to take a relaxing bubble bath, which required a dangerous yoga pose […]
The Love After the Lockup RETURNS!!! Jessica & Maurice: Welcome back, Maurice & Jessica! Maurice finally gets the exciting news that he is eligible to move to Las Vegas and can finally get out of California. Once he is all moved into his new grey house, Jessica drops the news that she may have a […]
John & Kristiana:Kristiana is feeling pretty good after “conversating” with her mother. She and John are trying to have a day-date while also scooting around the rules of the halfway house. She is only supposed to be out looking for jobs, not eating Italian food with her long haired fringe-enthusiast new husband. Kristiana made sure […]
John & Kristiana: John retrieved his new bride from the halfway house so she could begin her job search and sneak in a little visit in with her mother. Being the romantic gentleman that he is, John brought Kristiana a bouquet of pink roses,though unfortunately she wasn’t able to keep them in the facility. He […]
John & Kristiana: John met up with his new mother in law (who only learned 5 minutes before that she was someone’s mother in law) at a diner, to enjoy two giant plates of brown glop that looked strangely enticing. John really put all of his cards on the table, being very forthcoming about his […]
Shawn & Destinee: Shawn was thrilled to be driving with his recently released love, Destinee. She loved her prison pickup flowers and lunch bag tacos that Shawn had packed for the car ride (hopefully he had a Capri Sun and Doritos too). The new couple was headed right from prison to meet with Destinee’s family […]
John & Kristiana:John is decked out in his fancy shirt with the purple streamers as it’s the morning of his prison girlfriend Kristiana’s release. He hired a limo for the classiest Love After Lockup meet up of all time. John also completed his wedding-on-the-go project, by building a wedding altar in the back of his […]