The Yell All part deux began with Kimbally running off stage-left after hearing about Usman’s phone call to the elusive Zara-ma’baby-yaya. Her son Jamal (the voice of reason) consoled her outside, as she cried off her under eye concealer (which was working overtime anyway and deserved a break). Both she and Jamal returned to set […]
Category Archives: NEW!! Before the 90 Days Season 5
Mike & Xmen: Ximena is still reeling after Mike called her a “stupid-head”, while her mother and sister hugged her in a cry circle. Mike came downstairs to say goodbye for the evening, begging to come back in the morning so he could say “adios” to Harold Steven (That’s Harold, and then Steven, Kenny). He […]
Qween of Comebacks Kimballly & SupadupaStar Sojaboyfriend: Back in Tanzania…The renewed couple were laying in bed on the morning of Kimbabygirl’s departure. Kim voiced her frustrations over Sojaboy’s obsession with being on his phone, chalking it up to hashtag MillenialProblems. He playfully teased her, as he rolled over wearing one of her homemade Sojaboy t-shirts […]
Gino & Jasminotaur: Back at the hotel room, Jasmine was nervously biting her nails, unsure of Gino’s exact location since he went AWOL after their last blow up. She roamed the hotel grounds, finally stumbling upon a trail of rogue baseball caps which eventually led her to a sulking Gino. He explained he was tired […]
Memphis & Hazmat: Mother Hazmat was helping to comb her son’s impressive hair, before sitting down with the couple for a delicious donut breakfast. She expressed interest in getting to know her future daughter in law a little better, so she made her own appointment with the enthusiastic translator Hamadi. She and Memphis went to […]
Queen-For-A-Day Kimbally & International Supaboyfriend Sojaboy:Back in Spicy Village… the heat turns up as Kimbally and Sojaboy resume their fight from last week. Kimbally learned the devastating truth that she was not the one that repaired Sojaboy’s heart, post-BGL. She had previously asked if the hit song “Zara ” was about any other chain smoking […]
Queen Kimbally & International SupaBoyfriend Sojaboy (ISS): It was the morning after the yam session, and newly anointed Qween Kimbally was all a-glow in her royal chambers. She enlightened us with a lesson on “African Sex” education (with the distinction being that you apparently don’t grease the pan before putting the yam in the oven….just […]
Kimbally & International Supastar Sojaboy (ISS): It was the morning after the seduction-gone-wrong incident in the notorious pink nighty, and Kimbally and Usman were trying to decide how to navigate the awkwardness. They decided to take a walk along the murky shoreline of Tanzania, hand in hand, so they could talk things out. Kimbally explained […]
Though there was no new episode on this week, I decided to take matters into my own hands and write one. Here’s what might have happened.. Gino & Jasmine: Gino sat on the bed in the bungalow trying to process, very slowly, what just hit him (and very glad he got a wholesale deal on […]
Gino & Jasmine: Back in Panama, we rejoined Jasno amidst their tense conversation in their tropical wasteland.Jasmine’s temperature was about to reach the boiling point, as she just discovered that Gino had sent topless photos of her to his ex-girlfriend, for some bizarre reason. Though you may be asking yourself “Why would anyone do that?!” […]
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