Category Archives: NEW Before the 90 Days, Season 4

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 6

Prince Joffrey & Varya: We pick up with Prince Joffrey having run off from the dinner table, crying over finding out Varya was talking to another American man. Varya chases after him, trying to calm him down, and opened up about her other secret relationship. She explains that this mystery man only has her Instagram…..Oh […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 5

Prince Joffrey & Varya: The couple woke up after a wild night on the leopard pull out couch in Varya’s dilapidated apartment, discussing their plans for the day. The KGB picks them up in a black van and takes them to some nature reserve, which Varya thinks will be right up Joffrey’s alley. Though it’s […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 4:

Prince Joffrey & Varya: Joffrey woke up all by his lonesome in his Russian hotel room, then met Varya in the lobby as his tour guide for the day. They toured the “Red Square” in Moscow, to which Joffey proclaimed that “We don’t have anything like this in America!”, because I guess he thought there […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 3:

Joffrey & Varya: During the longest car ride back from the airport ever, Joffrey and Varya are suffering in extreme awkwardness. Not exactly sure why Varya decided to wear a lemon yellow Hillary Clinton-esque power suit to meet her internet love, but it only added to the weirdness. They arrive at the hotel, where Joffrey […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 2

Joffrey & Varya:Prince Joffrey starts off this episode driving to the airport with his teenage sons, discussing his hopes and excitement for his meeting with Varya. He makes the comment that he is putting all of his eggs in one basket (Angela’s ears might have perked up at the mention of a basket full of […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives; S4, episode 1

Geoffrey & Varya: Geoffrey (though I keep calling him Joffrey in my head a la Game of Thrones) is a seemingly normal looking guy from Tennessee with a bit of a past. He has been married a few times, has 3 kids by two different women, and suffered extreme heart break losing his young son. […]