Nicole & Soo MaaaachMood: Nicole and Muckmewd were still so maaach mad at each other from last week’s big fight. Maaachmood tried to smooth things over with a million “honey I luv yeeews”, though Nicole stayed mad….and yet, still stayed. She somehow didn’t seem to understand their fighting was all due to deeply ingrained cultural […]
Category Archives: NEW! 90 Day Fiance; The Other Way Season 4
As if making it through this entire season of “The Other Way” wasn’t grueling enough, it was time for the “Tell All”. The cast trickled into the studio in New York (and no one even bothered to call and let me know they were in town). Victor was rocking that “Just got back from my […]
I will preface this finale recap by saying that this has been one of the longest, most boring seasons in all of 90 Day history. Ellie and Victor were so boring they didn’t even make it on the finale, and Bini & Ari had a 5 minute anticlimactic segment. All of the weddings included animals […]
SteVen & Alina: Alina is determined to get all of the paperwork in order for the big Stalina wedding so the couple won’t have to go home to their respective countries, where Steven will most likely skiddlypoop other girls. They headed over to the marriage registrar in Turkey to skiddlypoop up both of their lives. […]
Jenny & Slumflea: After receiving the Parents Sunchips’ official statement of indifference last week, Jenny was excited to head to the family astrologer to figure out the couples’ long awaited wedding date. The astrologer consulted “the stars”, who gave the green light to get married in approximately 9 days (Pretty sure he just shook his […]
Jenny & Stringcheese: Since the parental visit has been somewhat of a disaster, Scrapheap decided to call for backup by way of the family’s personal astrologer. They all sat down together to read their collective charts and try to get Mother Swapmeet to take things down a notch. The astrologer wasted no time letting Mother Smee […]
Steven & Alina:It’s finally time for Steven to have his social media-sectomy, as per Alina’s direct orders. Before the deed could be done, Alina took a gander through Steve-O’s DMs, only to find suspicious messages that looked a bit too friendly for her liking.Steven finally gave in to deleting his account, though the act did […]
Snorey & Evilone: Corey is all dressed up fancy like he has a court date, but in reality he has an actual date with the princess of Engabao herself, Evelin. After living it up with his frenemy Raul for a week, Corey decided to rent his own Engabao high rise, which came equipped with 2 […]
Steven & Alina: Mother Alina accompanied the kids to a nice outdoor cafe to sit down for lunch with a side of Mormon infomercials. Steven reminded the gals to refrain from ordering coffee, since the caffeine could give you the jitters, which could lead to involuntary skiddlypoop (or something, I wasn’t fully paying attention. So […]
Steven & Alina:Still stuck at the winery from last week, Alina is left trying to process the fact that someone else was willing to sleep with Steven. He shabbily tried to apologize for lying, while also revealing his romantic stats; First base with 100 girls, 2nd or 3rd base with 24, and scoring a home […]
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