The second season of The Last Resort stars couples from all across the 90 Day Universe
Back at the ridiculous “therapy session”, Gino was opening his mind to the idea of an open marriage. It was suggested that Jasmine should share her location on her phone with Gino, so he would know where she and Matt were having their affairs. Somehow the therapists felt this was great progress while everyone else […]
This week began with the aftermath of Jasmine’s open marriage request. She cried, as the girls circled around to reassure her that she was still a queen, and definitely NOT a cheater, as Gino had claimed. They all piled into the vans to head back to the resort, with the group breaking up into the […]
Apparently since we last saw them, Rob and Sophie had some additional counseling which has allowed them to be in each others’ presence once again. They playfully jumped on top of each other outside in the courtyard in an attempt to demonstrate they could still have fun together. Later that evening, Stacey and Flo were […]
This week kicked off with Darcey getting a little gym time in with “The Knob”, discussing her recent vaginal rejuvenation surgery (Rob didn’t discuss his. Too painful). Rob was under the impression he was listening to Stacey talk about her brand new vagina, when he realized it was her evil twin. Darcey explained the recent […]
After last week’s “primal scream” therapy, Stacey was complimenting Flo on his conflict resolution skills, which unfortunately only benefitted Natalie. FLOryda possessed a natural ability to tame the crazy eyed vixen, something he undoubtedly learned during his time with the Silvas. Stacey felt Flo-botomy should really be focusing his therapy skills on their own relationship, […]
This episode of The Last Resort began with the oddly shaped therapist pulling Brandon and Julia aside to discuss the recent “bombshell” Julia had just dropped. Brandon sobbed, feeling like he could have spent the rest of his life not knowing Julia had briefly lip-locked with her former KGB boyfriend 4 years ago, as he […]
This week began with Brandon’s reaction to Julia’s big secret; She had cheated on him with her ex boyfriend 5 years prior. He was doing his best to process all of the new information, but couldn’t help but feel confused and hurt as he tried to figure out how to proceed. This week’s theme was […]
Back at the Brandon/Julia villa party…. Natalie had graced everyone with her crazy presence last week, as they all continued to discuss her being an absolute mental case. While the word “crazy” was being tossed around, a crying Stacey came through the door to up the ante. She was currently distressed over her issues with […]
This week, Brandon and Julia got to stay in the honeymoon suite after winning the therapy contest last week. But instead of having sexy time in a new and much more romantic setting, Julia decided to invite the whole gang over. Jasmine was the first to arrive at the soiree, immediately asking the couple if […]
After last week’s awkward sex therapy session, the TEMU sex therapist sent the couples back to their rooms with homework assignments. Gino was supposed to seduce Jasmine, who was already annoyed hearing that her “threesome” idea was a dealbreaker. Stacey and Flo-Rida were supposed to roleplay a whole “Brokeback Mountain” scene that no one asked […]
