The second season of The Last Resort stars couples from all across the 90 Day Universe
The third installment began with Stacey and Slow-Flow, who were being evaluated by the most qualified specialists; Darcey and Georgi. Georgi was called upon to give details about the infamous night that Florian walked a drunk woman back to her apartment. He maintained Florian’s innocence, though Stacey did not seem convinced, especially since his phone’s […]
This week, Julia and Brandon were still hashing out the details of Julia’s cheating scandal in which she kissed another guy before coming to America. Brandon was obviously upset, while his parents via video chat encouraged him to forgive and move on. The conversation moved over to Sophie, where she revealed she recently had twins…. […]
It was finally time for the Tell All- The only interesting part of the season. The crew all trickled into the studio, revealing what life has been like post-resort. Julia and Brandon were looking rather chummy as they strolled into the studio wearing matching leopard jackets, hand in hand. Stacey rolled up looking “snatched” as […]
Back at the ridiculous “therapy session”, Gino was opening his mind to the idea of an open marriage. It was suggested that Jasmine should share her location on her phone with Gino, so he would know where she and Matt were having their affairs. Somehow the therapists felt this was great progress while everyone else […]
This week began with the aftermath of Jasmine’s open marriage request. She cried, as the girls circled around to reassure her that she was still a queen, and definitely NOT a cheater, as Gino had claimed. They all piled into the vans to head back to the resort, with the group breaking up into the […]
Apparently since we last saw them, Rob and Sophie had some additional counseling which has allowed them to be in each others’ presence once again. They playfully jumped on top of each other outside in the courtyard in an attempt to demonstrate they could still have fun together. Later that evening, Stacey and Flo were […]
This week kicked off with Darcey getting a little gym time in with “The Knob”, discussing her recent vaginal rejuvenation surgery (Rob didn’t discuss his. Too painful). Rob was under the impression he was listening to Stacey talk about her brand new vagina, when he realized it was her evil twin. Darcey explained the recent […]
After last week’s “primal scream” therapy, Stacey was complimenting Flo on his conflict resolution skills, which unfortunately only benefitted Natalie. FLOryda possessed a natural ability to tame the crazy eyed vixen, something he undoubtedly learned during his time with the Silvas. Stacey felt Flo-botomy should really be focusing his therapy skills on their own relationship, […]
This episode of The Last Resort began with the oddly shaped therapist pulling Brandon and Julia aside to discuss the recent “bombshell” Julia had just dropped. Brandon sobbed, feeling like he could have spent the rest of his life not knowing Julia had briefly lip-locked with her former KGB boyfriend 4 years ago, as he […]
This week began with Brandon’s reaction to Julia’s big secret; She had cheated on him with her ex boyfriend 5 years prior. He was doing his best to process all of the new information, but couldn’t help but feel confused and hurt as he tried to figure out how to proceed. This week’s theme was […]
