The second season of The Last Resort stars couples from all across the 90 Day Universe
The last installation of the Tell All began with what everyone was waiting 4 episodes for- Jasmine’s baby daddy drama. Matt appeared on video call, openly discussing his fear and anxiety over the new father news. He plead his case over why he’s not a he-man homewrecker, which received hard hitting eyerolls from all of […]
We have made it to the 4th part of the Tell All, beginning with Natalie’s drama. Everyone but Ari was sick of her psychosis, and occasionally Stacey, because she loves strong women girl power House of Eleven, Silva-Strong. Josh revealed he was seeing someone new and Shaun decided to unveil this mystery woman via satellite […]
The third installment began with Stacey and Slow-Flow, who were being evaluated by the most qualified specialists; Darcey and Georgi. Georgi was called upon to give details about the infamous night that Florian walked a drunk woman back to her apartment. He maintained Florian’s innocence, though Stacey did not seem convinced, especially since his phone’s […]
This week, Julia and Brandon were still hashing out the details of Julia’s cheating scandal in which she kissed another guy before coming to America. Brandon was obviously upset, while his parents via video chat encouraged him to forgive and move on. The conversation moved over to Sophie, where she revealed she recently had twins…. […]
It was finally time for the Tell All- The only interesting part of the season. The crew all trickled into the studio, revealing what life has been like post-resort. Julia and Brandon were looking rather chummy as they strolled into the studio wearing matching leopard jackets, hand in hand. Stacey rolled up looking “snatched” as […]
Back at the ridiculous “therapy session”, Gino was opening his mind to the idea of an open marriage. It was suggested that Jasmine should share her location on her phone with Gino, so he would know where she and Matt were having their affairs. Somehow the therapists felt this was great progress while everyone else […]
This week began with the aftermath of Jasmine’s open marriage request. She cried, as the girls circled around to reassure her that she was still a queen, and definitely NOT a cheater, as Gino had claimed. They all piled into the vans to head back to the resort, with the group breaking up into the […]
Apparently since we last saw them, Rob and Sophie had some additional counseling which has allowed them to be in each others’ presence once again. They playfully jumped on top of each other outside in the courtyard in an attempt to demonstrate they could still have fun together. Later that evening, Stacey and Flo were […]
This week kicked off with Darcey getting a little gym time in with “The Knob”, discussing her recent vaginal rejuvenation surgery (Rob didn’t discuss his. Too painful). Rob was under the impression he was listening to Stacey talk about her brand new vagina, when he realized it was her evil twin. Darcey explained the recent […]
After last week’s “primal scream” therapy, Stacey was complimenting Flo on his conflict resolution skills, which unfortunately only benefitted Natalie. FLOryda possessed a natural ability to tame the crazy eyed vixen, something he undoubtedly learned during his time with the Silvas. Stacey felt Flo-botomy should really be focusing his therapy skills on their own relationship, […]
