Big Mike & Some Hooker:It’s the morning of Natalie’s big nose job (excuse me, polyp removal surgery), but there’s no way a little surgery could ever get in the way of a good argument. Apparently Natalie and Mike stayed the night before the procedure at a hotel in Seattle, where they fought over “Hookergate” for […]
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Every week there seems to be a running theme between multiple storylines. This week’s theme was “Surprise surgeries” Tiffany & Ronald Ma’Boy:The South Africa trip/ making of a Lifetime movie has just begun, and already Tiffany is unhappy. It seems as though Ronald had spent all of his allowance on the blue bunker, instead of […]
Big Mike & Nataloonie toon:Meanwhile back in Squim…..The scene opens with Mike and Natalie sitting at the kitchen table with a rat crawling around eating some kind of smushed up granola bar, set to the tune of some sappy music. I have no idea how we segued from last week’s dramatic airport scene to this […]
Kalani & Asuelu:It was finally Kalani and Asuelu’s turn to go to a sex store (because one couple on each season has to go to a sex shop. It’s 90 Day protocol). They were looking to gather a few things in preparation for their romantic weekend getaway……. with Kalani’s mom and the kids. The sex […]
Big Mike, Nataloonie-toon, Trish and her bangs:The big happy family opened this week, playing in their wood pile. Mike explained the intricacies of “wood stacking” (which he claims is not “rocket scientist”), as they helped Trish unload her trailer and stack zee vood. Trish had to get in a few little jabs to Natalie, who […]
This recap is dedicated to Trish’s sun bonnet, which is breathing life into this otherwise slow- going season thus far. Angela & Michael (well, sometimes):Ang is still recovering from her surgery in her L.A. hotel room wearing adorable “best friends” matching shirts with Sissy JoJo, the best friend and nurse a gal could ask for. […]
Angela & Michael:The episode opened with Angela being awakened from surgery by her steamy prince charming, Dr. Obeng. Sissy Jo-Jo, the brave and dutiful friend that she is, was waiting there to help Meemaw recover post-op. Jojo made sure to call Michael from the cab ride back to the hotel to let him know that […]
Kalani & Asuelu:The sisters Ka-lani/lini headed out to a random furniture store (because there’s always a random furniture store scene on this show) to shop for Kalani and Asuelu’s new potential house they haven’t bought yet. The sisters found a comfortable display bed and plopped down to chat casually about Kalani’s relationship issues. In the […]
Elizabeth & Undrrrei:Here we go again… Elizabeth is trying to force Undrrrrei to give peace a chance as they are about to meet up with Baby Chuck for the big apology lunch. Of course neither the American Meathead nor the Moldovan meat-floating-in-jello-head want to admit they were wrong. Undrrrei was assembling a playhouse for little […]
Anglea & Michael:Angela has arrived in L.A. and is preparing for her pre op appointments for her upcoming weight loss surgery. Once in her hotel room, she calls Michael via video chat, who is still pretty much opposed to her MeeMaw Makeover. Though she understands his concerns, Anglea still only listens to her inner “out […]