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Ashley The Witch & ManuelAshley applied her makeup as Manuel slept in, with little Rico Suave unknowingly on the corner of the bed. She explained that their first night together involved a lot of figh…
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Ashley & ManuelAshley’s panic attack from last week carried over as she safely managed to make it onto airport property without committing vehicular manslaughter. She finished her bout of excessive dr…
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First on this newest season of the train wreck…
Ashley is a 32 year old self proclaimed witch from Rochester, NY (“Hocus Pocus” really had a big impact in her life). Her past times include reading tarot cards, playing with tuning bowls, and watching “The Craft”. When she’s not lighting incense from Spencer’s Gifts, she’s busy day-dreaming about her man-crush and future husband, Manuel.
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TJ & Kween Kimbally #2:After weeks of enduring endless fights, high pitch screeching, and intolerable countertop lips, it was finally time for My Big Fat Indian Wedding! The Family TJ were busy prepar…
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Shekinah & SarperImage:Back in Turkey, at “Venereal Diseases ‘R Us” (Aka Sarper’s pad)…Shekinah was still feeling a little put off by the fact that Sarper wouldn’t post (highly filtered) photos of t…
This week’s Tell All wasted no time jumping right back into the Violet/Riley pregnancy scenario. Shaun asked Violet point blank if she was really pregnant, which of course caused her to produce much anticipated tears. Though it was unclear what really happened, it seemed she had gotten rid of baby Kenny G. Jr., citing “poor […]
Though it seemed that this season of B90 dragged on, it somehow also feels like it just began. And yet, here we are….Tell All time. Statler was the first one to enter the studio, letting everyone know the status of her bowels at the moment, making sure to take note of the toilet situation (She […]
Dempsey & Statler: After their big disagreement last week, Statler searched all around the castle for Dempsey, only to find her in a foul mood as she packed to leave. Dempsey felt blindsided by Statler’s sudden change of heart on the subject of having children since they had discussed it previously and she had been […]
Shekinah & SarperImage: After being exiled to the couch, Sarper woke up with lower back pain (though that could just be a symptom of one of the numerous STDs he may be experiencing after being with 2500 women). Speaking of all of his past relations, Shekinah wanted to sage Sarper’s man cave and man-parts to […]
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TJ & Queen Kimbally 2:Back in Jaipur….There is Soooo maaaach fighting still going on (I want to jump through the screen and say “Don’t have a cow!”, but then I’d probably be trampled by one of the rog…