Elise & My Boyfriend Joshua: Well, it didn’t take long for Elise to spiral out of control and show her crazy on the opposite side of the world. Between being forced to live in an AirBNB with a towel on the floor and Josh leaving to go to work for an hour, her eye was […]
Elise & Joshua: Josh was tending to a needy Elise, who coughed and hacked all the way through her first night in Australia. After demanding a myriad of congestion relief products, Elise decided Josh was a “nurturer”, which earned him a one way ticket into her bikini bottoms. She seemed to rally from her nasal […]
Lisa & Daniel: After last week’s devastated revelation that Lisa was in fact still a married woman, Daniel had been ignoring her completely. He decided to give her a second chance, however, since she had already paid for a romantic getaway (and he probably needed another pair of shorts or something). The two awkwardly reconvened […]
Back at Natalie’s apartment, Gino was laying in her bed admiring his own feet (he was the only one). Though he had initially been banished to the couch, he managed to sneak into Natalie’s bed in the middle of the night, and the two “cuddled”, without going much further. Natalie felt he still had a […]
Daniel & Babygirl Lisa #2: After last week’s positive blessing from the “Coming to America” King (Sponsored by Wayfair furniture and ToysRUs stuffed lions), it was hard to believe things could turn out this $hitty…. The scene opened in the lovers’ hotel room, with Daniel casually snacking as Lisa recounted her harrowing night. Apparently whatever […]
Lisa & Daniel: After last week’s big “heart to heart” with Daniel’s other American option, the mystery woman decided to block Lisa and her nonsense on “shoshul media”. She decided this cleared Daniel of any “Yahoo Boy” suspicions, as clearly the other woman was just jealous of their relationship and was simply spreading rumors to […]
Emma & Zied #2: Emma and New Zied were back, still fighting since the minute they laid eyes on each other. Zied claimed to be sorry about all of the bickering and would be “so nice” moving forward, which Emma gladly accepted by running her sharp talons through her wig hair. Now that they’ve turned […]
Forrest & Charlie SHEEN:Forrest was still confused after meeting The Family Sheena, since they turned out to be nice, normal people with a really nice AirBNB (No showering with dying rats, No family members falling through the rickety ceiling, ala Rose and Sheila, our previous residents from The ‘Peens). While he couldn’t quite put his […]
Sheena took Forrest on a shopping spree to the local market to pick up some new outfits. She had told him to pack light, since shopping in the ‘Peens is so cheap, but unfortunately for Forrest, they don’t have a “Big & Tall” section. He did, however, walk away with a pair of extra tightie […]
It’s an all new season of my favorite 90 Day Flavor- Before the 90 Days of Our Lives. I love when we get to take trips to places I never knew I wanted to go, and I LOVE meeting a new cast of desperately hopeless hopefuls. First up was Forrest, a 32 year old man […]
