Category Archives: Before the 90 Days; Season 8

Before the 90 Days; Season 8 Episode 9

Emma & Zied #2: Emma and New Zied were back, still fighting since the minute they laid eyes on each other. Zied claimed to be sorry about all of the bickering and would be “so nice” moving forward, which Emma gladly accepted by running her sharp talons through her wig hair. Now that they’ve turned […]

Before the 90 Days; Season 8 Episode 8

Forrest & Charlie SHEEN:Forrest was still confused after meeting The Family Sheena, since they turned out to be nice, normal people with a really nice AirBNB (No showering with dying rats, No family members falling through the rickety ceiling, ala Rose and Sheila, our previous residents from The ‘Peens). While he couldn’t quite put his […]

Before the 90 Days; Season 8 Episode 5

Sheena took Forrest on a shopping spree to the local market to pick up some new outfits. She had told him to pack light, since shopping in the ‘Peens is so cheap, but unfortunately for Forrest, they don’t have a “Big & Tall” section. He did, however, walk away with a pair of extra tightie […]

Before the 90 Days; Season 8 Episode 1

It’s an all new season of my favorite 90 Day Flavor- Before the 90 Days of Our Lives. I love when we get to take trips to places I never knew I wanted to go, and I LOVE meeting a new cast of desperately hopeless hopefuls. First up was Forrest, a 32 year old man […]