This week Tiffany was on a date with Jay (the guy who asked her out to get more screen time). The date seemed like more of an interview than a naturally flowing conversation, with Jay immediately moving in for an unprevoked makeout session so he can win first place male suitor. Tiffany resisted his advances, […]
Cole seems to have found himself in a pickle (Which is usually only a problem Jennifer has…). He apparently made up rumors that Elise and Rob were sleeping together, then when confronted, blamed Tiffany. Jennifer was turned off by Cole’s caddy display, so she strutted over to where Rob and Elise were relaxing by the […]
Back at ladies’ night…. Jennifer and Elise were fighting about Jen’s treatment of Civilian Cole. Tiffany walked off, as a drunken Jen defended her sexual escapades to civilians Mei and Nikki (The “bi sexual” girl who Sojaboy thought wanted it in the back door). Back at the boys’ night, two of Tiffany’s suitors were squaring […]
Picking up from last week’s cliffhanger, Coltee was taken out of Courni’s room via ambulance. Apparently he had gone over to her villa for a breakfast date, but wound up sliding to his doom, re-injuring his previously broken leg. Courni jumped in the ambulance to be with him, as Jennifer tagged along to play translator. […]
Back at group therapy/singles counseling… It was everyone vs. Jennifer as they each took their turns weighing in on the she-wolf’s man rampage throughout the singles retreat. Coltee got especially vocal, voicing his concern for Cole, who he felt was being played (Which was pretty ironic, being that Coltee has cheated on every girlfriend he’s […]
This week began with Tim defending his sexuality, while wearing a glittery bracelet/necklace combo. Chantal ran to Tim’s side, trying to stick up for him when he was confronted by Cole (the Civilian pilot/ former pirate shirt enthusiast). Cole felt like he was sticking up for his latest love interest, Jennifer, whom he’d known for […]
Well this week on this spicy new piece of brainrot… Rob was at the bar when he was approached by his makeout partner-turned stalker, Elise, who acknowledged that she shouldn’t have freaked out on him, especially after 36 hours of knowing each other. She blamed her psychotic actions on her insecurities as she worked her […]
Back on “The Hunt”…. Jennifer and normie Cole were on their one on one date, where she was still maintaining that she had not kissed anyone on the retreat (With the exception of her Cinemax makeout session with Chantal and her Mario Kat Mating dance with Rob). She went 3 for 3, locking lips with […]
Jennifer and Corny were still having their very staged conversation by the pool, when Cole magically appeared. He apologized for “shushing” Jennifer during the whole Tim fight, as he tried desperately to worm his way back into her good graces. Later that night, all of the hopeless singles went to a workshop with the “dating […]
Well this week on this spicy new piece of brainrot… Rob was at the bar when he was approached by his makeout partner-turned stalker, Elise, who acknowledged that she shouldn’t have freaked out on him, especially after 36 hours of knowing each other. She blamed her psychotic actions on her insecurities as she worked her […]
