Greta finally had a chance to shower and calm down after her lengthy and pungent flight. Matthew felt they were off to a rocky start, being that Greta was upset by his lack of preparation of his childhood bedroom. Matthew’s parents returned home with a welcome cake (Vegan of course) to make Greta feel like […]
Greta & Matthew: After last week’s tearful goodbye with her cat, Greta finally boarded her flight to England to be with the other love of her life, Matthew. She was ripe upon arrival, intoxicating her beloved with her pungent scent, which she attributed to schlepping her bags through the airport without wearing deodorant. They had […]
