Shekinah & The Sarper Image: Now that they were back in business, Sarper felt the need to make a big romantic gesture to Shekinah to prove his commitment. He opened the trunk of his car, revealing his infamous “bottle collection”, all loaded up into garbage bags for a ceremonious disposal. He presented Shekinah with safety […]
Benson & Stabler: Can’t really remember last week’s squabbles, so let’s just move on to this week’s…. Dempsey surprised Statler with a bee excursion, aka jumping into some sexy beekeeping suits and playing in a beehive. The two amateur beekeepers carefully followed the instructor’s directions, plying the hive with steam to relax the bees. Luckily […]
James & Metallica: It was move-in day for the couple, who would now be living in The Parents Metallica’s banana chip palace. James was really unhappy about the parental roommates, due to the lack of privacy as well as the unfinished state of their provided bedroom, but it seemed the couple had no other options. […]
Joanne & My Boyfriend Sean: Back in the land of pizza and bagels, Joanne was gearing up to bring her kids to Ireland so they could meet their dreamy new surprise stepfather, Sean. Mother Joanne accompanied them to JFK airport, as she stopped to chat with Noelle, Joanne’s best friend who was coming along on […]
James & Metallica: This week picked up where we left off….on the floor, where Metallica was but a blubbering heap laying at her mother’s sandals as she begged for forgiveness. Apparently she was worried that she had become a burden on her parents and their sprawling banana chip plantation. The Parents Metallica agreed to pay […]
James & Metallica: Back in the booming banana chip sector…James was getting a crash course in BananaChip 101….which somehow includes grating cheese at an Olive Garden level. Unfortunately the banana bizz doesn’t yield a high return, as the retail value per bag is 96 cents. James began to realize that although he excelled at the […]
Corona & Stinki Ingi: Corona finally touched down in Iceland and was disappointed that the reunion with Ingi was as cold as the land she now called home. He flatly greeted her at the airport, though he had flowers in tow (AHEM, Still better than Coltee), as he kissed her hello like he was kissing […]
Josh & Lily: Josh finally arrived at his new palace with Lily happily giving him the grand tour. The two rode the household elevator together (Which even played music), and opened to reveal the master suite. Lily was able to control all elements of the room with an app on her cell phone, which was […]
Corona & Inky/Ingi: Back in Philadelphia (Where they showed Pat’s and Geno’s, when Jim’s is far superior….) Corona was packing her entire Hot Topic wardrobe in preparation for her big move to Iceland. She hand delivered her 2 naked cat-like creatures (“Tits” and “Trix”) to the bearded lady, as they would most likely freeze to […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: Shekinah was preparing to head back to Turkey with her pup in tow, but slightly worried about Sarper’s ability to let go of his former lifestyle. She complained to her friend about the insane “bottle collection” (mementos of his past conquests) as well as his infamous notebook, commemorating all of […]
