Jasmine, Matt & Gino: A very pregnant Jasmine reveled in all of her pink purchases as she prepared for the arrival of her baby girl. She felt that Matt’s mood had shifted ever since the gender reveal, and worried he was ashamed to introduce her to his family. Matt maintained that he was unsure of […]
Since they now have made up, Brandon and Julia decided to take her parents to visit Betty and Ron down on the family farm. Boris and Natasha marveled at all of the animal sights and scents, though they seemed to be more impressed with the hot sauce at dinner than the entire menagerie (Father Julia […]
Yara and Jovi were out at the dog park soliciting potential customers for Yara’s new fancy dog brand. She was about to have her big “launch party”, which involved setting up her luxury dog wares at some park restaurant for other bougie pet owners with nothing better to do. Loren stopped by under the guise […]
Darcey arrived in Bulgaria with her 9 suitcases full of the HouseOfEleven’s new conservative family-friendly line. Before it was time to dress to impress, the couple went to The Bulgarian Bed N Breakfast for a romantic honeymoon experience. Darcey decided to test out the acoustics of the room to ensure the yucky desk clerk wouldn’t […]
Brandon and Julia joined the roster this week, discussing married life post-therapy. Julia agreed to give the whole baby thing a try, as long as Brandon let her parents come and visit with the intention of moving to the U.S. The confusing part is that Julia’s parents are divorced, but would be coming to stay […]
Tigerlily and Adnan arrived at their luxury cabin where he was impressed by all of the many logs. Although the cabin wasn’t finished and there were boxes all over, Adnan seemed happy to eventually call it home. He especially enjoyed the impressive $20,000 toilet, which does just about everything except your taxes. After the house […]
Back on Gino’s awkward pretend date… It seemed that Gino’s new ladyfriend Natatlie was getting along well with the mad hatter. Since she felt so comfortable with him, she asked about he and Jasmine’s last time being “intimate”, and was shocked to hear it had been an exceptionally long time. She noted her immediate attraction […]
Well it’s time for everyone’s least favorite spinoff; Happily Ever After. The series where a bunch of recycled couples no one asked to see come back to haunt us like a bad dream. The first and most notable example of this were Elizabeth and Undrrrrei, who are currently still in Tampa with their two kids, […]
