Brian & Ingrid: After their fight last week, Ingrid had fled the scene, crying as she ran. Brian was proud of himself for offending Ingrid to the point of no return (Or as he calls it “Being true to himself”), accusing her of using him for a free crappy beach trip and the possibility of […]
Vanja & NoMore Bozo: Trying to make the most of her Croatian Vacation, Vanja decided to hop back on the dating apps in hopes of finding another bozo to love. She was feeling a bit hopeless after her first date proved to be another flatlined love connection, but was relieved when she met a tall […]
Faith & Leaky Loren: The two ended their hometown visit and wound up back in Manilla. As they rode back to home-sweet-hotel, Loren did his best to convince Faith that he was madly in love with her (and not just the Philippines, where you can apparently live for 2 weeks off of $48). He was […]
Joey Baggadonuts & Madna: Back in Poland, the two were still getting acclimated ad learning each other in person…which included their names. MagDUH was confused as to why she was being called a combination of MagNUH or MaDNAM, which seemed to blow Joey’s mind. She was so smitten with the Italian stallion that she felt […]
Sunny & OyVey-Ha: Sunny and VeyHa were sitting in bed, discussing their sultry evening of consummation in the most annoying voices possible. Since Sunny was in such a great post-coital mood, Veah thought it would be a great time to tell him she had made plans for them to hang out with Rory. Sunny was […]
Tigerlily & Adenoids: After the rocky start to their recent reunion, the couple seemed to make up as they took a trip to the local “Grand Bazaar” for a shopping run. Tigerlily didn’t dress properly for the occasion, as she decided to wear stiletto shoes and a thick coat to traipse about the uneven cobblestone. […]
Niles & Matilda: The happy couple were off to Matilda’s hometown of Kumasi so Niles could meet the family. Of course he was going to have to call the caterers to cancel since they wouldn’t be getting married on this trip, but he felt hopeful the family Matilda would still accept him anyway (Hope he […]
Vanja & Bozo: After a snag in her travel plans, Vanja was finally able to reach Bozo, who was tweaking his red nose and shining his giant clown shoes in preparation for her arrival. He went dumpster diving for a “Welcome to Croatia” plant (Which is still better than Coltee not bringing anything….). The two […]
Brian & Ingrid: After last week’s throw down in the bedroom, Ingrid got to tell her side of the story. She explained to production that she didn’t want to “go all the way” with Brian without a condom (Most likely because he lied about his age, origin of his disability, and possibility that he could […]
Tigerlily & Adenoids: Back in Petra… Tigerlily started off the day by pacing around the ruins angrily as Adnanymous tried to catch up to her. She was upset that she just now realized the double standards her new husband came with and started to worry that this could possibly be a problem (Does anyone want […]
