Prince Joffrey & Varya:After spending another night alone at a hotel, Joffrey met up with Varya the next morning for breakfast at a restaurant that looked to be right out of “Anastasia”, in hopes that she would still want to move forward with their relationship. She’s still mad about the whole prison non disclosure thing, […]
Prince Joffrey & Varya:With the fun Russian music playing, we open on Nipple tats in all of their glory, as Prince Joffrey is standing topless with all of the confusing confidence in the world. Varya’s mother is sad to see them go off for a few days to take a sidetrip.Seeing all the sights and […]
Big Egg & Rosemarie’s Baby:WARNING: The events that occurred in the story below may cause reader loss of appetite, vomiting, and extreme unease. The author takes no responsibility for reporting the herein events. Back at the hotel, Ed tries to pamper his “Queen” with a romantic, sexy foot massage. He suggests she changes into her […]
Prince Joffrey & Varya: We pick up with Prince Joffrey having run off from the dinner table, crying over finding out Varya was talking to another American man. Varya chases after him, trying to calm him down, and opened up about her other secret relationship. She explains that this mystery man only has her Instagram…..Oh […]
Brandon & Taylor: Taylor’s new wig walks into the restaurant to have dinner with Brandon (It was nice of Taylor to come too). The couple discussed recommitting and being excited to move back in together, even sharing a bedroom again. Of course back at the apartment, Tyson steals the show, jumping in bed with Brandon. […]
Again, I was very underwhelmed with this season’s finale, and kind of with the entire season in general. It seemed like the social media fights were more entertaining than the show itself (specifically anything posted by Clint and Tracie). I am really hoping for some more dynamic storylines next season. Andrea & Lamar: Andrea and […]
Prince Joffrey & Varya: The couple woke up after a wild night on the leopard pull out couch in Varya’s dilapidated apartment, discussing their plans for the day. The KGB picks them up in a black van and takes them to some nature reserve, which Varya thinks will be right up Joffrey’s alley. Though it’s […]
Angela & Tony: Ang and Toe-knee met up with their overall-clad wedding planners. I couldn’t pay attention to the wedding details, because I was too busy wondering if their overalls were part of a uniform. (Is it part of their marketing? “We are OVERALL the best wedding planners this side of the Mississippi!”). I also […]
Prince Joffrey & Varya: Joffrey woke up all by his lonesome in his Russian hotel room, then met Varya in the lobby as his tour guide for the day. They toured the “Red Square” in Moscow, to which Joffey proclaimed that “We don’t have anything like this in America!”, because I guess he thought there […]
Angela & Tony: Momma Angela dropped Tony off on a playdate with Tommy to the suit shop to look for something to wear for the wedding. Tony tried on a white suit 5 sizes too big, and Tommy reassured him how great it looked (sweet revenge), and then dropped the bomb on Tony that he […]