This season’s Tell All took a bit of a new approach, having all of the couples bunk up together in some mansion in New Jersey (I guess the one for the “Jersey Shore” reunions was available, they just gave Big Ed the “Smush” room). Each couple slowly trickled into their new surroundings, with PatNThighs arriving […]
James & Metallica: Back in the booming banana chip sector…James was getting a crash course in BananaChip 101….which somehow includes grating cheese at an Olive Garden level. Unfortunately the banana bizz doesn’t yield a high return, as the retail value per bag is 96 cents. James began to realize that although he excelled at the […]
Corona & Stinki Ingi: Corona finally touched down in Iceland and was disappointed that the reunion with Ingi was as cold as the land she now called home. He flatly greeted her at the airport, though he had flowers in tow (AHEM, Still better than Coltee), as he kissed her hello like he was kissing […]
Josh & Lily: Josh finally arrived at his new palace with Lily happily giving him the grand tour. The two rode the household elevator together (Which even played music), and opened to reveal the master suite. Lily was able to control all elements of the room with an app on her cell phone, which was […]
Corona & Inky/Ingi: Back in Philadelphia (Where they showed Pat’s and Geno’s, when Jim’s is far superior….) Corona was packing her entire Hot Topic wardrobe in preparation for her big move to Iceland. She hand delivered her 2 naked cat-like creatures (“Tits” and “Trix”) to the bearded lady, as they would most likely freeze to […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: Shekinah was preparing to head back to Turkey with her pup in tow, but slightly worried about Sarper’s ability to let go of his former lifestyle. She complained to her friend about the insane “bottle collection” (mementos of his past conquests) as well as his infamous notebook, commemorating all of […]
Angela & Mykol: Back in Hazlehurst, Meemaw gave Papa Mykol a quick rundown on how to do the household laundry as she expected him to help out. Mykol seemed shocked by the mountain of dirty clothes the grids had accumulated, but agreed to try his best. His crash course in laundry 101 included sorting lights […]
James & Meitalia: James is a 33 year old elevator repair man hailing from the great state of Maine. Though fixing elevators in the family business is pretty thrilling, James also spends his spare time dabbling in photography. While posting pictures on Instagram, he came across Meitalia, a 27 year old woman from Indonesia, and […]
