Rayne & Chidi: As the big trip to Nigeria grew closer, Rayne made sure to pack her most come-hither underwear (With the approval of one of her favorite chickens, of course). She spun around her 1970’s canopy bed, dreamily chatting about her upcoming intimate encounters with Chidi. She felt he was truly her last hope […]
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Rayne & Chidi: Rayne (pronounced like “Renee”) is a 37 year old chicken enthusiast from New Mexico. Though she owns many animals at her hacienda, she really feels a connection to her chickens, and swears they communicate daily. Besides squawking with the birds, she likes to spend her time with her two kids down on […]
James & Metallica: It was move-in day for the couple, who would now be living in The Parents Metallica’s banana chip palace. James was really unhappy about the parental roommates, due to the lack of privacy as well as the unfinished state of their provided bedroom, but it seemed the couple had no other options. […]
Joanne & My Boyfriend Sean: Back in the land of pizza and bagels, Joanne was gearing up to bring her kids to Ireland so they could meet their dreamy new surprise stepfather, Sean. Mother Joanne accompanied them to JFK airport, as she stopped to chat with Noelle, Joanne’s best friend who was coming along on […]
90 Day Fiancè, Happily Ever After; Season 8
90 Day Fiancé- Happily Ever After; Season 8 Tell All Part Four
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Aug
Aug
Back in the bubbling cauldron of 90 Day stew…(aka the hot tub…) Rob and Sophie were front and center, fighting back and forth while using the other roomies as judge and jury. Sophie accused Rob of talking to other women behind her back, while Rob maintained his innocence, claiming only to be attracted to Sophie. […]
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Aug
Aug
James & Metallica: This week picked up where we left off….on the floor, where Metallica was but a blubbering heap laying at her mother’s sandals as she begged for forgiveness. Apparently she was worried that she had become a burden on her parents and their sprawling banana chip plantation. The Parents Metallica agreed to pay […]
90 Day Fiancè, Happily Ever After; Season 8
90 Day Fiance; Happily Ever After Season 8 Tell All Parts 1-3
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Aug
Aug
This season’s Tell All took a bit of a new approach, having all of the couples bunk up together in some mansion in New Jersey (I guess the one for the “Jersey Shore” reunions was available, they just gave Big Ed the “Smush” room). Each couple slowly trickled into their new surroundings, with PatNThighs arriving […]
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Aug
Aug
James & Metallica: Back in the booming banana chip sector…James was getting a crash course in BananaChip 101….which somehow includes grating cheese at an Olive Garden level. Unfortunately the banana bizz doesn’t yield a high return, as the retail value per bag is 96 cents. James began to realize that although he excelled at the […]
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Jul
Jul
Corona & Stinki Ingi: Corona finally touched down in Iceland and was disappointed that the reunion with Ingi was as cold as the land she now called home. He flatly greeted her at the airport, though he had flowers in tow (AHEM, Still better than Coltee), as he kissed her hello like he was kissing […]
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Jul
Jul
Josh & Lily: Josh finally arrived at his new palace with Lily happily giving him the grand tour. The two rode the household elevator together (Which even played music), and opened to reveal the master suite. Lily was able to control all elements of the room with an app on her cell phone, which was […]