Anna & Metamucil: This starts off with Anna and Mussels prepping for their upcoming wedding. Anna assigned her husband-to-bee (pun intended) the task of making DIY honeycomb-themed wedding decor. I cant imagine how many tries that took to explain….the app probably quit half way through. They so much love the translator app. Amidst the wedding […]
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Tania & Cinnamon: Tania brought Cinnamon back to the love shack to start their lives together, but it seemed to be a bit of a mess. Why didnt she have time to fix up the shed, especially since shes such an organized planner? She’s unemployed, and clearly she wasn’t spending her time bra shopping. Can’t […]
Tania & Cinnamon: We first see Tania and Synagogue wake up in their Times Square hotel room, where she is lovingly playing with his armpit hair. Not sure what culture this is rooted in, and I hope she washed her hands after. Tania’s friends seem super supportive but her bra however…..not so much. “The girls” […]
Tania & Cinnamon: Tania and her chaperones headed off to JFK to welcome Cinnamon to the U.S.. For some reason, she felt the need to scatter rose petals on the airport baggage claim floor to greet him, ala “Coming to America”… because NY definitely needs more garbage on the ground. Once back at the hotel, […]
I will preface this by saying, my initial reaction is that this group is super boring. I did see a preview of Angela getting Botox, so there’s hope that the season wont be lost. Of course I’m still watching. With that being said… Mursel & Anna : Anna, a mid western single mom of 3 […]
Caesar & Maria via Satellite: Caesar on the Tell All mostly just tried explaining himself to everyone and defending his decision to stay committed to his imaginary friend Maria. After each cast member had a chance to act like a therapist, trying to talk sense into him because they are all CLEARLY qualified, the host […]
Rebecca & Zied: Well, it’s time for Rebecca to return her rental car. Zied is going to miss so so much. But he tells Rebecca it’s ok because she will see his face in her car, in her home, in her bed….and then she remembered her interior decorating theme for her house is “Zied-chic”. But […]
Rebecca & Zied: Well, Rebecca was wondering the desert looking for Zied. Helpful hint; follow the grease trail on the sand. The thought of losing Zied forever made Rebecca so much vomit, while I myself feel the opposite. Zied confirmed he was man Arabic. Nothing happened with them, except more Zied talk so much Geico […]
Rebecca &Zied: Rebecca finally looked deep into Zied’s big, deer-in-headlights eyes and told him her dreaded secret- shes still legally married to her last 90 day fiance. His response was “I’m so?” Followed by a blank stare. This so much no good. Rebecca feels as though she may never find someone like Zied, but I’m […]
Rebecca & Zied: Zied whisked Rebecca away to a romantic tent in the dessert, which luckily had air conditioning, which Zied thought was “so much beautiful”. He got so much jealous when seeing a picture of Rebecca’s last Moroccan man-child, and acted so much scary. Nothing else happened at all, but in the previews for […]