What does one do when a 5 star general from North Korea tries to add you on Facebook?? You turn them in for having Facebook, and change your last name to Shmerica. She seemed nice though…
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John Hedge…. well, he’s different. He is somewhere between a sexy version of Jesus meets the Unibomber, dipped in plastic. He got the sunburn on his forehead from an exotic trip to Dubai (jk, he went to Ft Lauderdale but told everyone he was in Dubai). He posted a million pictures to his Instagram from […]
This pretend person was definitely more my type; Cool tattoos, a total mouth breather, and looks like the missing member of the Ramones. Too bad he’s in Saudi Arabia…
I read the name as “Boy, am I gay? Nah!”, though this isn’t something I can answer…
Though I am the president, vice president, and treasurer of Ericas Across The Internet Today (or EAT IT for short), I’m not sure which one of us he’s referring to. We will address this pressing matter in our next meeting though.
Now, this friend request was a bit more romantic than most. The profile picture was a screenshot of his phone’s home screen, including the app icons covering up his plot to pick special leaves that he will then use to make a love potion, sure to capture the heart of anyone on the internet. The […]
I received a friend request with the picture on the left. There were a bunch of postings with this same photo…..and then you see the picture on the right. No other posts, just these two pictures. Now, I have no interest in being friends with a tween bodybuilder, but I WOULD be interested in being […]
Geoffrey & Varya: Geoffrey (though I keep calling him Joffrey in my head a la Game of Thrones) is a seemingly normal looking guy from Tennessee with a bit of a past. He has been married a few times, has 3 kids by two different women, and suffered extreme heart break losing his young son. […]
It’s fine. Just another topic for “EAT IT” to discuss.
New episode 1& 2 and 10 years of my life wasted…… I’ve been watching Sister Wives since the beginning for one reason and one reason only; “Big Love” was one of my FAVORITE shows of all time. I loved Bill, Barb, Margene (never Nikki….I actually have a really funny personal story on that if anyone […]