My recap of last week’s MAFS episode. Mindy & Zach: M&Z took the pups on a walk to some scenic stream to add ambiance while answering their dumb expert questions. Mindy, sporting a tank top and pigtail buns, tells Zach she feels loved by random thoughtful acts, like bringing her cheese sticks (which don’t seem […]
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Dear M. Jones M Jones, Although I do enjoy your wedgie at the beach, I think I need to explain a few things to you. First of all, I am not an Amazon reviewer. I don’t research products and test them out to give advice to the average shopper. I am a REALITY RECAPPER, which […]
Who did it best??
If you could get me those TPS Reports by today that would be greeeeeat, thanks.
It’ll never work. I’m asthmatic.
Lace-face is still angry from Shane’s revelation at the skating rink that he cheated on her before their wedding, while in a drunken stupor. So she did the only logical thing and called Sha-John to visit him while Shane was at work, aka standing somewhere in a hard hat. Sha-John’s work happens to be fixing […]
Megan Ma-queen/Sarah/Ghetto Accent Sarah/Michael/New Female Maria…..anyone else?? Anyone?? ….Bueller??: Sarah unleashed the accent in full effect all over Michael. There was clapping, dropping it low, wild hand gestures, head movements…..it was a virtual ghetto zumba class. Bust out that flat tummy app, Sarah, because that conversation counted as cardio!!Wow. As far as the content of […]
Nothing fancy. So simple, in such different ways. One has a simple hat, and hypnotizes his friends always with his swirly shirt, because it’s simple.The other has simple glasses, a toy cell phone, and likes nature. If you had to be stuck on a desert island with one of them, which one would you pick? […]
I thought, “Eh, he looks pretty boring. He only wears grey shirts, his car is pretty small, I can’t pronounce any of his names…..” But then I saw him majestically feeding a pigeon, and how could I resist?! Azz, you’re the coolest.
What does one do when a 5 star general from North Korea tries to add you on Facebook?? You turn them in for having Facebook, and change your last name to Shmerica. She seemed nice though…