Dear M. Jones M Jones, Although I do enjoy your wedgie at the beach, I think I need to explain a few things to you. First of all, I am not an Amazon reviewer. I don’t research products and test them out to give advice to the average shopper. I am a REALITY RECAPPER, which […]
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If you could get me those TPS Reports by today that would be greeeeeat, thanks.
It’ll never work. I’m asthmatic.
Lace-face is still angry from Shane’s revelation at the skating rink that he cheated on her before their wedding, while in a drunken stupor. So she did the only logical thing and called Sha-John to visit him while Shane was at work, aka standing somewhere in a hard hat. Sha-John’s work happens to be fixing […]
Megan Ma-queen/Sarah/Ghetto Accent Sarah/Michael/New Female Maria…..anyone else?? Anyone?? ….Bueller??: Sarah unleashed the accent in full effect all over Michael. There was clapping, dropping it low, wild hand gestures, head movements…..it was a virtual ghetto zumba class. Bust out that flat tummy app, Sarah, because that conversation counted as cardio!!Wow. As far as the content of […]
Nothing fancy. So simple, in such different ways. One has a simple hat, and hypnotizes his friends always with his swirly shirt, because it’s simple.The other has simple glasses, a toy cell phone, and likes nature. If you had to be stuck on a desert island with one of them, which one would you pick? […]
I thought, “Eh, he looks pretty boring. He only wears grey shirts, his car is pretty small, I can’t pronounce any of his names…..” But then I saw him majestically feeding a pigeon, and how could I resist?! Azz, you’re the coolest.
What does one do when a 5 star general from North Korea tries to add you on Facebook?? You turn them in for having Facebook, and change your last name to Shmerica. She seemed nice though…
John Hedge…. well, he’s different. He is somewhere between a sexy version of Jesus meets the Unibomber, dipped in plastic. He got the sunburn on his forehead from an exotic trip to Dubai (jk, he went to Ft Lauderdale but told everyone he was in Dubai). He posted a million pictures to his Instagram from […]