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Love After Lockup, Lacklustre Finale

Again, I was very underwhelmed with this season’s finale, and kind of with the entire season in general. It seemed like the social media fights were more entertaining than the show itself (specifically anything posted by Clint and Tracie). I am really hoping for some more dynamic storylines next season. Andrea & Lamar: Andrea and […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 5

Prince Joffrey & Varya: The couple woke up after a wild night on the leopard pull out couch in Varya’s dilapidated apartment, discussing their plans for the day. The KGB picks them up in a black van and takes them to some nature reserve, which Varya thinks will be right up Joffrey’s alley. Though it’s […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 4:

Prince Joffrey & Varya: Joffrey woke up all by his lonesome in his Russian hotel room, then met Varya in the lobby as his tour guide for the day. They toured the “Red Square” in Moscow, to which Joffey proclaimed that “We don’t have anything like this in America!”, because I guess he thought there […]

MAFS episode 10

My MAFS season 10, episode 10 recap: The group went cooking class on this weeks stupid outing…they chopped, sauted and sat down afterwards to taste their work. They discussed their living situations and everyone started to grill (no pun intended) Zach on his decision to live separately. Zach attempts to explain it in some weird […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 3:

Joffrey & Varya: During the longest car ride back from the airport ever, Joffrey and Varya are suffering in extreme awkwardness. Not exactly sure why Varya decided to wear a lemon yellow Hillary Clinton-esque power suit to meet her internet love, but it only added to the weirdness. They arrive at the hotel, where Joffrey […]

Love After Lockup, Season 2 Episode 7

Michael/Sarah/Ghetto Superstar Sarah/ Maria:We started out where we left off, at the therapist with the awful blue streaked hair mediating a therapy sesh between Sarah and Michael. Michael has a mysterious ace bandage on his hand, as he tells us hes trying to be “shter-shtegic” about his plan to file for divorce.Michael maintains that Sarah […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 2

Joffrey & Varya:Prince Joffrey starts off this episode driving to the airport with his teenage sons, discussing his hopes and excitement for his meeting with Varya. He makes the comment that he is putting all of his eggs in one basket (Angela’s ears might have perked up at the mention of a basket full of […]