He’s a wild child that runs with the “in” crowd. Prom king, life of the party, and all of “cool” girls love him. He scored the winning touchdown for our football team’s big game, and everyone chanted “Shafqat! Shafqat! Shafqat!” as they carried him off on their shoulders….. I’m just a girl with glasses who […]
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“What part of Long Island are you from?”“The South Shore of Nigeria.”
The brothers Arckange are just doing gross brother things, like grossing each other out with their underarm stench. Classic Arckange!
David & his laptop:Well whadda ya know…….. we’re back in the dreary hallway with David, as the mysterious door begins to open, and reveal “option A” from last week’s recap; an old Ukrainian man. I can’t say I’m surprised, but I’m more surprised that HE was surprised. David uses his sexy translator app to ask […]
Prince Joffrey & Varya:After spending another night alone at a hotel, Joffrey met up with Varya the next morning for breakfast at a restaurant that looked to be right out of “Anastasia”, in hopes that she would still want to move forward with their relationship. She’s still mad about the whole prison non disclosure thing, […]
Prince Joffrey & Varya:With the fun Russian music playing, we open on Nipple tats in all of their glory, as Prince Joffrey is standing topless with all of the confusing confidence in the world. Varya’s mother is sad to see them go off for a few days to take a sidetrip.Seeing all the sights and […]
Big Egg & Rosemarie’s Baby:WARNING: The events that occurred in the story below may cause reader loss of appetite, vomiting, and extreme unease. The author takes no responsibility for reporting the herein events. Back at the hotel, Ed tries to pamper his “Queen” with a romantic, sexy foot massage. He suggests she changes into her […]
Prince Joffrey & Varya: We pick up with Prince Joffrey having run off from the dinner table, crying over finding out Varya was talking to another American man. Varya chases after him, trying to calm him down, and opened up about her other secret relationship. She explains that this mystery man only has her Instagram…..Oh […]
Brandon & Taylor: Taylor’s new wig walks into the restaurant to have dinner with Brandon (It was nice of Taylor to come too). The couple discussed recommitting and being excited to move back in together, even sharing a bedroom again. Of course back at the apartment, Tyson steals the show, jumping in bed with Brandon. […]