Prince Joffrey & Varya: The couple woke up after a wild night on the leopard pull out couch in Varya’s dilapidated apartment, discussing their plans for the day. The KGB picks them up in a black van and takes them to some nature reserve, which Varya thinks will be right up Joffrey’s alley. Though it’s […]
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Angela & Tony: Ang and Toe-knee met up with their overall-clad wedding planners. I couldn’t pay attention to the wedding details, because I was too busy wondering if their overalls were part of a uniform. (Is it part of their marketing? “We are OVERALL the best wedding planners this side of the Mississippi!”). I also […]
Prince Joffrey & Varya: Joffrey woke up all by his lonesome in his Russian hotel room, then met Varya in the lobby as his tour guide for the day. They toured the “Red Square” in Moscow, to which Joffey proclaimed that “We don’t have anything like this in America!”, because I guess he thought there […]
Angela & Tony: Momma Angela dropped Tony off on a playdate with Tommy to the suit shop to look for something to wear for the wedding. Tony tried on a white suit 5 sizes too big, and Tommy reassured him how great it looked (sweet revenge), and then dropped the bomb on Tony that he […]
My MAFS season 10, episode 10 recap: The group went cooking class on this weeks stupid outing…they chopped, sauted and sat down afterwards to taste their work. They discussed their living situations and everyone started to grill (no pun intended) Zach on his decision to live separately. Zach attempts to explain it in some weird […]
Joffrey & Varya: During the longest car ride back from the airport ever, Joffrey and Varya are suffering in extreme awkwardness. Not exactly sure why Varya decided to wear a lemon yellow Hillary Clinton-esque power suit to meet her internet love, but it only added to the weirdness. They arrive at the hotel, where Joffrey […]
Kody is trying to convince his wives to buy houses, due to lack of rental houses, and the fact that each one of them has move like 56 times since his brilliant idea to move to Flagstaff so they can look at a mountain. Can I be done now? OK I guess there was slightly […]
Michael/Sarah/Ghetto Superstar Sarah/ Maria:We started out where we left off, at the therapist with the awful blue streaked hair mediating a therapy sesh between Sarah and Michael. Michael has a mysterious ace bandage on his hand, as he tells us hes trying to be “shter-shtegic” about his plan to file for divorce.Michael maintains that Sarah […]
Joffrey & Varya:Prince Joffrey starts off this episode driving to the airport with his teenage sons, discussing his hopes and excitement for his meeting with Varya. He makes the comment that he is putting all of his eggs in one basket (Angela’s ears might have perked up at the mention of a basket full of […]
My recap of last week’s MAFS episode. Mindy & Zach: M&Z took the pups on a walk to some scenic stream to add ambiance while answering their dumb expert questions. Mindy, sporting a tank top and pigtail buns, tells Zach she feels loved by random thoughtful acts, like bringing her cheese sticks (which don’t seem […]