The third episode of The Last Resort began in the morning, as the couples shuffled in for their first meal of the day. Unlikely cliques formed between Ariella and Stacey, as Sophie and Julia seemed to become partners in crime. Bini arrived, turning their brunch spot into a circus, as he was flipping more than […]
Brian & Ingrid: After their fight last week, Ingrid had fled the scene, crying as she ran. Brian was proud of himself for offending Ingrid to the point of no return (Or as he calls it “Being true to himself”), accusing her of using him for a free crappy beach trip and the possibility of […]
Vanja & NoMore Bozo: Trying to make the most of her Croatian Vacation, Vanja decided to hop back on the dating apps in hopes of finding another bozo to love. She was feeling a bit hopeless after her first date proved to be another flatlined love connection, but was relieved when she met a tall […]
Well it’s time for another round of 90 Day couples’ therapy, but this time in a beautiful desert setting. The cast this go-around is a hodgepodge of 90 Day couples, old and new. Some you may recognize, and some with new unrecognizable faces. So far the roster includes; Stacey & Florian (of Silva Sister fame), […]
Faith & Leaky Loren: The two ended their hometown visit and wound up back in Manilla. As they rode back to home-sweet-hotel, Loren did his best to convince Faith that he was madly in love with her (and not just the Philippines, where you can apparently live for 2 weeks off of $48). He was […]
Part two of the Tell All began with Invisible Ing… in otherwords..Ingi has left the building. Sarper the mediator called Ingi privately to see if he would return to the big screen, without much luck. Ingmeister left his friend “Gummi” (pronounced “Goom-may”, which sounds more sophisticated than the worm or bear variety) to take his […]
Joey Baggadonuts & Madna: Back in Poland, the two were still getting acclimated ad learning each other in person…which included their names. MagDUH was confused as to why she was being called a combination of MagNUH or MaDNAM, which seemed to blow Joey’s mind. She was so smitten with the Italian stallion that she felt […]
Corona arrived at the Tell All in a ridiculous outfit, ready to tell her side of the story. Josh and James convened in the green room, each looking more awkward in their silky Asian man shirts as they exchanged pleasantries. Joanne entered the room wearing a pound of metaphysical jewelry, while Sarper and Shekinah came […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: Sarper took Shekinah on a very special boat ride around Turkey. The two were dressed in their fineries, as they sat down to a fancy boat dinner. Shekinah could tell Sarper had something special planned, but it wasn’t until he dropped to one knee, opened a small jewelry box and […]
Sunny & OyVey-Ha: Sunny and VeyHa were sitting in bed, discussing their sultry evening of consummation in the most annoying voices possible. Since Sunny was in such a great post-coital mood, Veah thought it would be a great time to tell him she had made plans for them to hang out with Rory. Sunny was […]
