Benson & Stabler: Back in the van down by the river… Before Statler had to start work for the day, she took Dempsey for a scenic train ride. Unfortunately instead of buying tickets for the real deal town train tour, she bought some kind of mall trolley tickets, which were the perfect setting for the […]
Niles & Matilda: The happy couple were off to Matilda’s hometown of Kumasi so Niles could meet the family. Of course he was going to have to call the caterers to cancel since they wouldn’t be getting married on this trip, but he felt hopeful the family Matilda would still accept him anyway (Hope he […]
James & Metallica: It was finally time for the extracurricular wedding ceremony, as we saw Metata getting wedding-ready. James was feeling confused about his duties during their “Javanese” ceremony, which required him to be topless in front of friends and family. Metallica was glad she was back in touch with her sister Angel, who helped […]
Vanja & Bozo: After a snag in her travel plans, Vanja was finally able to reach Bozo, who was tweaking his red nose and shining his giant clown shoes in preparation for her arrival. He went dumpster diving for a “Welcome to Croatia” plant (Which is still better than Coltee not bringing anything….). The two […]
James & Metallica: It was the big day before the Indonesian wedding that was only announced in episode 13, and the couple stopped to try a little fruit. Metata gave James the infamous durian fruit, which is rumored to smell like rotting flesh. James did the stereotypical spit-take, portraying the American who can’t handle eating […]
Benson & Stabler: The van rolled into France as the girls seemed to be on a bit of an upswing at the moment. Statler’s vacation time was coming to an end, and she needed stable internet to work remotely. They parked their haul with a beautiful mountainside view, but unfortunately unreliable wifi. Statler started getting […]
Brian & Ingrid: After last week’s throw down in the bedroom, Ingrid got to tell her side of the story. She explained to production that she didn’t want to “go all the way” with Brian without a condom (Most likely because he lied about his age, origin of his disability, and possibility that he could […]
Tigerlily & Adenoids: Back in Petra… Tigerlily started off the day by pacing around the ruins angrily as Adnanymous tried to catch up to her. She was upset that she just now realized the double standards her new husband came with and started to worry that this could possibly be a problem (Does anyone want […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: Since last week’s photoshoot, Shekinah has now decided she needs to have her third nose job done (….When in Turkey! Use code “DARCEYSTACEY” for 20% off). Sarper accompanied Shekinah to the doctor for her consultation, but not just as a chaperone. He decided to help the doctor design a custom […]
Tigerlily & Adenoids: It was the morning after the “Festival Adnon” and the newlyweds awoke looking tired and disheveled. Now that they were officially married, the two were heading off to the city of Petra, along with their chaperones; The Glamsquad and Brother Thaer. Before any traveling could take place, Tigerlily needed her beauty team […]
