It was finally time for the Tell All- The only interesting part of the season. The crew all trickled into the studio, revealing what life has been like post-resort. Julia and Brandon were looking rather chummy as they strolled into the studio wearing matching leopard jackets, hand in hand. Stacey rolled up looking “snatched” as […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: Shekinah had a client coming over for a face-zapping so she sent Sarper out to wander the streets alone. He stopped on a park bench to video chat with his parents, where they expressed their concern about their little Sarpiekins not being treated right. Sarper reassured them that he was […]
Shekinah & The Sharper Image: This week Sarper was expanding his tour of Shekinah’s office/home. He was very disappointed that there was no bidet (Especially since he was going to be stuck upstairs for extended periods of time while she had clients over and needed to entertain himself somehow). She did, however, have a few […]
Back at the ridiculous “therapy session”, Gino was opening his mind to the idea of an open marriage. It was suggested that Jasmine should share her location on her phone with Gino, so he would know where she and Matt were having their affairs. Somehow the therapists felt this was great progress while everyone else […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: The twin flames touched ground in the US and partook in a little “PDA” (the one physical thing Sarper had never done with a woman, because…Turkey). After sucking each others’ faces off, they used their perfectly tanned and toned bodies to carry all of their luggage to the car and […]
This week began with the aftermath of Jasmine’s open marriage request. She cried, as the girls circled around to reassure her that she was still a queen, and definitely NOT a cheater, as Gino had claimed. They all piled into the vans to head back to the resort, with the group breaking up into the […]
Jessica & Juan-tanamer-ica: It was Juan’s first morning in Wyoming and Jessica made him a hearty breakfast of soggy eggs before inviting him to fertilize her own soggy eggs downstairs. Since the kids were out of the house, they decided to take advantage of their few and far between moments of privacy. After their lovefest, […]
Apparently since we last saw them, Rob and Sophie had some additional counseling which has allowed them to be in each others’ presence once again. They playfully jumped on top of each other outside in the courtyard in an attempt to demonstrate they could still have fun together. Later that evening, Stacey and Flo were […]
Mark & Mina: It was Mina’s first day in the US and she was feeling pretty bad about having to leave her son Clayton behind due to a complication with his passport. She and Mark called on video chat to reassure him that they would all reunite soon, though she herself wasn’t sure about the […]
This week kicked off with Darcey getting a little gym time in with “The Knob”, discussing her recent vaginal rejuvenation surgery (Rob didn’t discuss his. Too painful). Rob was under the impression he was listening to Stacey talk about her brand new vagina, when he realized it was her evil twin. Darcey explained the recent […]
