Elise & My Boyfriend Joshua: Well, it didn’t take long for Elise to spiral out of control and show her crazy on the opposite side of the world. Between being forced to live in an AirBNB with a towel on the floor and Josh leaving to go to work for an hour, her eye was […]
Elise & Joshua: Josh was tending to a needy Elise, who coughed and hacked all the way through her first night in Australia. After demanding a myriad of congestion relief products, Elise decided Josh was a “nurturer”, which earned him a one way ticket into her bikini bottoms. She seemed to rally from her nasal […]
Lisa & Daniel: After last week’s devastated revelation that Lisa was in fact still a married woman, Daniel had been ignoring her completely. He decided to give her a second chance, however, since she had already paid for a romantic getaway (and he probably needed another pair of shorts or something). The two awkwardly reconvened […]
Back at Natalie’s apartment, Gino was laying in her bed admiring his own feet (he was the only one). Though he had initially been banished to the couch, he managed to sneak into Natalie’s bed in the middle of the night, and the two “cuddled”, without going much further. Natalie felt he still had a […]
Daniel & Babygirl Lisa #2: After last week’s positive blessing from the “Coming to America” King (Sponsored by Wayfair furniture and ToysRUs stuffed lions), it was hard to believe things could turn out this $hitty…. The scene opened in the lovers’ hotel room, with Daniel casually snacking as Lisa recounted her harrowing night. Apparently whatever […]
