90 Day The Other Way; Season 7 Episode 6:

Greta finally had a chance to shower and calm down after her lengthy and pungent flight. Matthew felt they were off to a rocky start, being that Greta was upset by his lack of preparation of his childhood bedroom. Matthew’s parents returned home with a welcome cake (Vegan of course) to make Greta feel like she belonged. She appreciated the gesture, especially because the cake topper included a silhouette of her beloved cat Hannah that she had left behind. The next day, in an attempt to smooth things over, Matthew booked the couple a joint spa day. Greta admitted the spa was her happy place, and was relieved when the two put on their comfortable robes. However, the peace didn’t last long, as they already began arguing over finances. You know where you’re not supposed to argue? At the temple of relaxation. These two are like watching vegan paint dry.

Pittiya is a veteran 58 year old exotic dancer, bringing spunk and fringe to the pole in Dallas, Texas. While strutting her stuff and stacking up cash, she met Dylan. Thirty-eight year old Dyan hails from Tasmania, and is a plumber by day exotic dancer by night. The two had so much in common and had been dating long distance twelve years. Though they had once tried a full time relationship a few years ago in Thailand, it had a bit of a disastrous end. Pittiya decided to give it another go, and agreed to hang up her stilettos in Dallas to be with her Tasmanian Devil.

Pittiya met up with her nephew Nicholas who wanted to visit her before the big move. He attempted to bring up all of the obvious flaws in his Aunt’s relationship plans, including the whole “cougar” factor, and the fact that Dylan proposed, and then DE-proposed. Pittiya explained that Dylan was very young and not ready when he took back her engagement ring, though he planned on doing it again, no take-backsies. Nicholas tried to encourage his aunt the best he could, as she cried, knowing it was probably a terrible idea.
Can’t wait for our Tasmanian adventure, something new!

Now that Luke and Madeleine had had their initial fight over their wedding budget, they went to taste wedding cake. After trying out “VaKNEEyuh” and “POstuchEYO”, Luke decided to come clean with his bride to be about his forbidden bachelor party, with strippers (But not Pittiya in particular). Unfortunately “coming clean” took a turn when Madeleine smashed all of the cake samples in his face, whipped cream dangling from his little earrings and everything. Madelein ran back to her car, leaving a cake-covered “Louk” sitting sadly on the curb.

Jenny and StewMeat were still reeling after Auntie Smitt ragged on Jenny for being old again. Jenny feared that Mother SumpPump would be influenced by her sister’s comments and might revert back to her old ways, undoing YEARS of work to get her to accept their relationship. 
Next week’s agenda looks to include some sort of diarrhea yoga (Mother SOOmee’s favorite) and I can’t wait!