The Other Way; Season 7 Episode 5

Greta & Matthew:

After last week’s tearful goodbye with her cat, Greta finally boarded her flight to England to be with the other love of her life, Matthew. She was ripe upon arrival, intoxicating her beloved with her pungent scent, which she attributed to schlepping her bags through the airport without wearing deodorant. They had an awkward but I guess quasi romantic reunion, as they headed off towards the family home.
They arrived at the sleepy little town and unpacked, though it was a bit of struggle to fit everything in Matthew’s tiny bedroom. Greta cried, feeling sad about leaving her life and cat behind, especially since Matthew hadn’t seemed to have prepared for her arrival at all.

Jenny & StumPee:

Meanwhile in India… Jenny and SooMeeee were performing a sort of “housewarming” ritual, where Jenny was required to “tote” some kind of floral arrangement on her head. Of course because her hair is always greasy, it slid right off, displeasing the gods and acquiring a scoff from the fan-favorite, Mother Summitt (Well she’s my favorite anyway…). The extended family came over to partake in the ritual, watching with scrutiny as Jenny attempted to make flowers out of sand art on the floor. Instead of being impressed that Jenny was able to get down on the floor in the first place, the Aunties all mocked and ridiculed her, pulling Mother SumpPump away from her side. Though Mother Smee had finally come to terms with Jenny’s geriatric status, it seems to the rest of the family had not. The blessing seemed to go South, though at the very least, Smee’s parents seemed to be on the couples’ side. (They must have taken a swig of Jenny’s flask)

Manon & Anthony:

Manon and co. were back in Marseille, partaking in a game known as Petanque, which involved shiny silver balls. Anthony watched as they played, being that Manon had his petanques tied up tightly in her back pocket. As they tossed their balls with their berets, they discussed her hesitancy about moving back to France, because of the alleged “body shaming”. Despite their daughter’s awful crying voice, it seemed the Parents Manon were glad to have her back in town (Or at least they were glad to see the baby).

Madeleine & Louk:

Back in Colombia, Madeleine continued licking the Nutella off of her 10” long talons in an attempt to eat her feelings. She and “Louk” were having a hard time coughing up the rest of the money for Madeleine’s super sweet 16 party…oh, I mean wedding. They had to nix the mariachi band, but were able to keep the wedding planner on the line with their diminishing budget. The wedding planner felt that the couple should be less concerned with the fanfare and pay more attention to whether or not they actually wanted to be together. (I’m definitely NOT buying these two a toaster…. Maybe just one jar of Nutella, for them to share).

Chloe & Johnny:

Down in Aruba, Chloe and Johnny were having a beachside dinner, as they discussed their future aspirations. Johnny boy revealed his desire to continue working on the water, preferably as a pirate, for as long as possible. Chloe expressed her objections to having him flipping young half naked drunken women around on his shoulders, as that was how the couple first met and fell in love in the first place. They should probably both just walk the plank.