Happily Ever After S9 Episode 14

Jasmine, Matt & Gino:

A very pregnant Jasmine reveled in all of her pink purchases as she prepared for the arrival of her baby girl. She felt that Matt’s mood had shifted ever since the gender reveal, and worried he was ashamed to introduce her to his family. Matt maintained that he was unsure of how to ease his ultra religious Romanian mother into the idea that he was having a child out of wedlock with a woman who was still currently married to a man who wears ill-fitting hats.
Instead of jumping right to a family introduction, he decided she should first meet one of his oldest friends and arranged a dinner for the three of them (Better order PINK lemonade for the baby). After a few wardrobe changes, Jasmine finally chose a winning outfit to wear to meet Matt’s friend David. She asked a slew of awkward questions, and mentioned the word “gypsy” in the first 5 seconds, scoring her a winning first impression. She let David know she was still legally married, pregnant, and interested in how Matt may have used his penis during his college years. Though she came in rather hot, David seemed to understand Jasmine’s hurt feelings, as he felt Matt really needed to make her more of a prominent part of his life, since they were now expecting. (Jasmine’s super power is getting everyone’s friends and family to disagree with them).
After the disastrous dinner date, Jasmine received a phone call from Gino, who wanted to read her a heart-felt letter he had written. It started out tame, explaining his hurt over her open marriage pregnancy, but then went into lawyers, and a divorce, and some kind of restitution he expected to receive. Jasmine cried, trying to make Gino look like the bad guy for upsetting a pregnant women who had used him to come on a Visa.

Lorex, Undrrrizabeth, & Yovi:

Back in Lake Flaccid…. The whole Yara/Jovi ,Loren/Alexei, and Elizabeth/Unnndrrrrei thing was still going on as if anyone was interested. Highlights included Jovi insulting Yara’s original face (Three nose jobs and several rounds of filler and botox ago..) and Loren freaking out over seeing Libby for the first time since their “super confrontational” lunch… which, was also of no interest to anyone. The couples all met up, with Undrrrei opting to give Loren a handshake in lieu of a hug. This was it. This was the plot.
They all took turns as couples sliding down a mountain on a toboggan, which most of them couldn’t pronounce. Loren screamed externally and then internally, when the ride was over and she was forced to come face to face with Libby to discuss….whatever their problems were, I honestly can’t remember. I think this was all over Loren saying Undrrrrrei was a jerk, which is fact check; TRUE.
Later that night the three couples sat around in the hot tub, where the whole Jovi insulting Yara’s old face topic came up once again. Yara got upset, as Undrrrrei tried to defend her (probably hoping to reverse his title of “Biggest D Bag of the franchise”).
Next the trio of ladies went shopping, hoping to heal their issues with a little retail therapy. Yara was using Jovi’s current position in the dog house to her advantage, by enjoying a guilt-free shopping spree (Which most likely involved more ski bunny outfits that she would only need for this one trip, since she now lives in Florida. This whole segment was about Yara’s outfits, really).

Darcey & Georgi:

While hanging from silk ropes during some Aerial Yoga, Darcey explained her relationship drama since returning from the Bulgarian blunder. She and Stacey dramatically hung from some kind of makeshift hammock, pretending that they were ridding their lives of drama. Darcey claimed that Georgi had been acting disrespectfully by keeping mostly to himself, and taking his sweet time giving her his half of the rent money. She decided to make a power move by looping in upper management, aka her dad, by asking Georgi for the rent in a three way text. Darcey felt even more disrespected when her tactic worked, and Georgi only payed up when Father Silva was involved.
Later on Florian, Georgia, and the Silva twins (and DARCEY’S twins) all went out for dinner with friends. Darcey served up a little nip-slip for an appetizer, before getting into the details of the Bulgaria trip. She aired out the couple’s grievances to the masses, managing to get multiple opinions, and caused several trout pouts around the table (That’s the pouty face made after years of Botox).