Jasmine and Matt?: With the baby’s due date nearing, Jasmine and Matt decided to hit up a birthing class. Jasmine bounced around on a yoga ball like an old pro, while Matt fought through his giggle from the teacher saying the word “vagina”. He seemed nervous about the impending birth process, but promised to do […]
Monthly Archives: October 2025
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Greta finally had a chance to shower and calm down after her lengthy and pungent flight. Matthew felt they were off to a rocky start, being that Greta was upset by his lack of preparation of his childhood bedroom. Matthew’s parents returned home with a welcome cake (Vegan of course) to make Greta feel like […]
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Darcey was attempting to play “Darcey Homemaker”, cooking a meal for Georgi Porgie. The two were still barely speaking (even less than usual) after the Bulgarian blunder trip, and wondered if their marriage would last. Darcey did her signature tearless-cry, which Georgi found unimpressive, even though he himself is a giant Frankenstein incapable of crying- […]
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Greta & Matthew: After last week’s tearful goodbye with her cat, Greta finally boarded her flight to England to be with the other love of her life, Matthew. She was ripe upon arrival, intoxicating her beloved with her pungent scent, which she attributed to schlepping her bags through the airport without wearing deodorant. They had […]
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Jasmine, Matt & Gino: A very pregnant Jasmine reveled in all of her pink purchases as she prepared for the arrival of her baby girl. She felt that Matt’s mood had shifted ever since the gender reveal, and worried he was ashamed to introduce her to his family. Matt maintained that he was unsure of […]